i masturbated to a video of a girl being fucked in the arse
and then i ate an entire 150g bag of crisps
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:28, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You monster.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:32, Reply)

yeah
who eats that many crisps?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:33, Reply)

erm....
..... depends. how about if you haven't eaten all day and that + houmous was as close as you were going to get to cooking when you got home at midnight?

/excuses
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:34, Reply)

did you masturbate to a video of a girl being fucked up the arse, too?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:35, Reply)

not intentionally
but you know, we all make mistakes
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:41, Reply)

sometimes, SSG, just sometimes
lies ARE preferable on /qotw.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:33, Reply)

i put my finger up my bum

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:36, Reply)

i hope you washed it before you ate the crisps

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:37, Reply)

i don't see how that is any of your business

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:38, Reply)

sorry
that was too far
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:39, Reply)

really wishing this wasn't making me picture the event
can we talk about something else? quickly now? ta.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:42, Reply)

I'd like a mince pie

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:44, Reply)

i don't really eat anything that christmassy
because i don't like meat and i don't like raisins/currants etc. so no christmas dinner, no mince pies, no christmas cake, no christmas pudding.... how scroogey can you get?? white chocolate coins are a Very Good Thing though.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:49, Reply)

I do like white chocolate coins
I haven't seen them for sale around the place though :(
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:52, Reply)

tesco!
they have them!!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:58, Reply)

there is a tesco metro near by
but I have seen no white chocolate coins
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:05, Reply)

oh no
my tesco metro has them! stupid tesco...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:06, Reply)

I might search there tomorrow
I quite like the idea right now.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:09, Reply)

i love white chocolate coins
esp after they have been in the fridge.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:21, Reply)

I'm not a huge fan of white chocolate
but you are seriously inducing cravings, stop now please!
(berk, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:26, Reply)

sorry
but they are really big and they crack so satisfyingly when they are all nice and cold and sweet!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:29, Reply)

:( :(

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:33, Reply)

Tesco's have big boxes of Thorntons Moments for half price at the moment
they're really delicious. I have become a total chocolate head since I started exercising and eating (otherwise) healthily. :(
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:39, Reply)

I really didn't need to know that
it's bad enough knowing that Asda have tins of Mingles on offer!
(berk, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:45, Reply)

I have eaten 2 whole bars
of galaxy hazelnut in the last 48 hours. I really, really don't need to be craving white chocolate buttons!
(berk, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:39, Reply)

hungry for chocolate now!
maybe hot chocolate will do
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:43, Reply)

It probably own't
but best of luck with it!
(berk, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:48, Reply)

I noticed that the recession means there
are only silver chocolate coins now
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:41, Reply)

I wish I was like that.
I love it all and am never full. I'm terrified that when I go home for Christmas I'll pile on the weight I lost over the summer.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:58, Reply)

you can't gain back what you lost in months
in a few days, don't worry!

but if it bothers you, do what i do (when i am with people who won't think i am mental anyway) and nick a tip from princess margaret - when you get your plateful of pudding, immediately put salt on half of it. then you can't eat too much.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:59, Reply)

I've already decided I won't be scoffing any desert or chocolate.
Thankfully now I've got to the point where as soon as I eat rubbish food I regret it straight away, so I steer clear.

I'm much more likely to eat about a kilo of stuffing anyway.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:05, Reply)

that's a ridiculous tip
you can easily scrape the top layer of a pudding off
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:40, Reply)