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Wasn't one of you autisms sent to jail for pretending to be a doctor not so long ago?
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 17 Aug 2010, 8:43, 24 replies)

He was.
There was an article about him on some BBC 1 programme about scams and liars.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:19, closed)

Really?
Is there a link?
(Psymon_Spark Jesus Saves! The rest of you take 4d6 damage, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:28, closed)

google Craig Colclough

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:29, closed)

theoriginalgreenwichdiva.com/georgina-miles-my-husband-craig-colclough-who-changed-his-named-to-craig-alexander-jailed-for-impersonating-doctor/5765/

Miss Miles said: ‘When I met Craig, he talked about how he’d trained at Sandhurst and with the Royal Marines. He’s got a very deep voice and can talk confidently on many subjects.

Talking shit and having deep voice gives instant credabilty obviously :\
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:44, closed)

Isaac Hayes for president

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:50, closed)

Yay!

( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:52, closed)

Haha!

(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 10:48, closed)

Miss Miles?
She was my lab partner at University for a bit.
(ThomsonsPier consumes, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 14:32, closed)

I don't remember the name of the show unfortunately.
It wasn't too long ago though.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 9:40, closed)

That's not the limit of his talents.
He is also a fighter pilot who has found a cure for diabetes whilst planning a trek to the North Pole.
( thealternativefact, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 10:22, closed)

*whistles*

( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 17 Aug 2010, 11:45, closed)

Ah Stuj! where've you been?
While we're on the subject of Autism, what the shuddering fuck is going on here...



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( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 17 Aug 2010, 12:33, closed)

Internet gaiety, that's what.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 14:09, closed)

How 'wacky'
He's totally random and zany1!!1!!
(Godwin's Lawyer is more evil than Hitler, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 16:28, closed)

Aww it's my little internet stalker.
How sweet.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 17 Aug 2010, 23:52, closed)

not just the internet boyo

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 18 Aug 2010, 8:22, closed)

...actually there's a guy down my local who thinks I'm a doctor
the first few times he asked for my opinion I'd explain I wasn't a doctor, but he stuck to his guns and still comes to me for a second opinion.

He's a funny fella, not stupid, just other worldly. During the eclipse in 1999 he walked into the pub for a pre-lunch livener exclaiming "there's a storm coming, it's pitch black out there". bless.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 17 Aug 2010, 12:43, closed)

Down at my local
There's a guy who thinks (for some unfathomable reason) that I am a master chess player. I saw a chess board once at a museum but aside from that I know nothing of the game. He's an old fella so all I can say is, "Bless".
(Sadarse works like Mist condensing mud flaps, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 13:54, closed)

Where's the link to Autism?
I checked the linked article but it just mentioned depression.
I also find it weird that an autistic person would behave in such an attention-seeking way.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 17:55, closed)

If you read some of his posts
It comes out clearly. He was on here as Edmund, Ed's meds and Medical Male. If there were others I don't know them, but he was somewhat distinctive. He also had a habit of sending unsolicited cock pics.
( MatJ LOOK, Tue 17 Aug 2010, 19:12, closed)

I used to do the cock pick thing
til my mum asked me to stop
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 17 Aug 2010, 21:48, closed)

That's the same bloke?
Vaguely remember him from a previous de-lurk, and had heard he'd gone to prison for something, but hadn't made the connection.
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Wed 18 Aug 2010, 0:01, closed)

This is QOTW.
You're ALL flailing shitcunt spastic autisms here.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 17 Aug 2010, 23:57, closed)

Simply by virtue of being on QOTW, hmm?

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 23:32, closed)