Legless
I always pictured you as bald and angry - like money man.

www.tv3.co.nz/Portals/0/Admin/showimages/Money%20Man/MoneyMan_BANNER.jpg

He's so beraty.

But also nice and funny..

don't take offence!
(Sammyj, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 6:57, Reply)

I'm not one to show off
But it would appear that I'm more attractive than 24% of the men on HoN.

I think that deserves a wank.

I'm on there as creamy discharge if you want to have a look and make your day
(Creamy Discharge Freeze Motherstickers, this is a fuck up, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 4:55, Reply)

HON
Well I'm late to this bandwagon but here's my pic.

www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=REEQE8B&key=LDV

Vote for me or the parrots get it....

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 3:45, Reply)

HoN (couldn't resist)
I'm sorry, I couldn't resist the first fun deviation from the official weekly theme in AGES, so - www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=REE8BQS&key=AAV . WTF? now I know it's a joke, mind you they let me into the US through the very stern INS checkpoint last year so it can't be that bad.
(Benzyl, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 3:29, Reply)

Online dating in Korea
It seems Korea isn't quite as open to interracial dating as pretty well every other Asian country. I blame Christianity and girls who live with their moms until they're 35. There are girls who have what I'd call a fetish for white guys, but there are let's say 1000 in the country, and each one with them has a veritable Noah's Ark of STDs after weekend upon weekend of anonymous sex. So when I was new here, I decided the least filthy way to meet a girl was for the Internet to make a match.

Hence, I signed up on a few Korea-themed personals boards. Basically, they're filled with white and black guys who are looking for a girl to send their cock pictures to, and a ton of Korean girls who want a penpal in another country or an English tutor.

I sent out messages to a few, and got a response back from one girl living in the same town as me. Her profile photo did everything wrong: it was webcam quality, a headshot, and it made her look kind of like a swamp creature. We met up anyway, and it turned out she was stunningly beautiful, with golden coloured eyes and flawless pale skin.

Anyway, after about a month of not getting very far, she broke up with me because I wasn't Christian (neither was she but she went to church because she thought it would make her a better person). I told her I'd wait for her if she ever changes her mind.

Pissed, I went home. In my junkmail box was an automated reply that I'd received another message. I'd been getting tons of these, and usually they turned out to be Russian or Filipina hookers. But I clicked on it anyway, and it was another Korean girl who was interested in some of the bands I'd listed. Her profile was mostly blank, no picture, but I noted the word "atheist" which would have made the last time a lot simpler.

She lived with her parents and refused to meet me until she was back in her own apartment. Finally one day I was waiting in the train station to meet her for the first time, when a woman about 40 came over with her toddler son and told him in Korean "Say hello." I was mortified, but she walked away. A few minutes later a much younger girl came over and suggested we start drinking. She turned out to be the one and we got married last year.

Anyway, sorry to rub it in and apologies for length.

Oh yeah, and the first girl messaged me a few months later--she had changed her mind and wanted me back.
(racetraitor has an alibi for, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 3:05, Reply)

Baldmonkey!
Each to their own. If you want to frequent a beastialty dating site then carry on............
(ToMeToYou is bumming a Unicorn on, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 23:45, Reply)

I just dun a piss up a horse.
LOL!
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 23:21, Reply)

You sad bunch of fucking muppets...
Vote for me! Vote for me!! I'm beautiful on hOn!

For anyone else who feels like christmas was cancelled this week, check out:
b3ta.com/questions/
(aroe_m0rre, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 22:34, Reply)

Pffffft
No ones voted for me :(

*Guess it helps if i put a piccy up eh?*
(Old Fella Doe a Dear a Female Dear . . . ., Wed 19 Sep 2007, 21:23, Reply)

moohalaa
I take it you haven't voted for me yet then?

lol etc
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 19 Sep 2007, 21:08, Reply)

*parp*
You can get your dinner out of that.

(Christ there's a lot of whining this week...)
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 19 Sep 2007, 21:06, Reply)

you lot have fucking ruined the QOTW this week
it says no personal chat...that's what the /Talk board or MSN is used for, you numpties!

All I see it
"lol im on hot or not lol n voat 4 me plzzzz"

QOT has become shit if the Mods can't do anything about you lot.
( moohalaa, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 21:00, Reply)

Apt, considering the theme.
The less I say about this, the better.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=AC5BIuhQBy0
( is0lati0n, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:56, Reply)

Yes I am very hot
www.hotornot.com/p/?action=photos

I also have a fierce dynamic intellegence and I never make mistakes.
(Calfderno, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:34, Reply)

Woo Hoo!!!
I am back on HoN and I'm doing extremely well!!
I have now a new score of ... wait for it.....


2.9!!!

Form an orderly line now gentlemen.

www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=REELOMR&key=BXR&sid=NZ

EDIT Bugger, bugger, bugger, bugger. Ah well....
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 20:01, Reply)

you've put a spring in my step
get in! 29th. I think you all have appalling taste, I'm nowhere near an 8.5! I'll take the compliment though and I'm off to celebrate by new 8-ness down the pub.

EDIT: now you are taking the piss - 8.9?
EDIT: that's better - 6...
(Calamity wetter than a fish's wet bits - bloody rain on, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:53, Reply)

SON!!!!!
It is a very mum word, thinking about it, my mum's the only person to call me that too. I think that would mean i'm thick....
( mr_wicksy is.... old., Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:45, Reply)

Get In There!
I have just checked and (thanks to all you lovely, but obviously blind or mad folk) I am now slipping tightly in, right behind grandmasterfluffles, trashbox and rachelswipe!

Leave me there and we'll call it a night shall we?

www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=REELRMN&key=GKP&sid=NZ
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:40, Reply)

A bit off topic again
But, for all those poor souls who want to use b3ta at work, there is now a way!

http://proxy.axai.net/b3ta/

*shuts up now*
( Axai is in Montréal, Canada O.o, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:36, Reply)

Help
Navy man wants to steal me.
(ToysForBigBoys would spread her legs for Nick Clegg., Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:32, Reply)

Well you stay there..
Whilst daddy goes and reloads.
(Mong The Merciless Older not wiser, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:28, Reply)

Witchcraft
and a bit of munting used as a lever.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:27, Reply)

Son, is that you?
How did you manage to get the concrete off your feet and get out of the bag?
(Mong The Merciless Older not wiser, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:26, Reply)

With the exception of my mum
you're the first person ever to suggest I'm being faci facet fa- a smart arse.

Does this mean you're my dad?
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:24, Reply)

Faecitious?
Sic
(Mong The Merciless Older not wiser, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:19, Reply)

urban dictionary, edenmonster
unless of course you're being facetious...
( mr_wicksy is.... old., Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:18, Reply)

Munting
A vertical framing piece that seperates the panels of a door.

What's that got to do with anything?

Unless there's some sort of door fetish I'm unaware of.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:14, Reply)

On another note...
...How do you actually join the bloody b3ta HoN scoreboard?! The option just isn't there!
(allywilson, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:13, Reply)

bugger
In the true spirit of cocking things up...i'm not called Chickenlady for nothing you know..i have managed to remove myself from the HoN b3ta page...and all I wanted to do was change my chuffing photograph to something more appropriate...Can someone gaz me another invite - E B-D's doesn't work for me anymore...or have I broken it?
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 19:09, Reply)

Like OH MY GOD
I did it once, in the folly of youth, and feeling a little bit not fancied......I answered a personal ad that sounded like the guy was sane, fun, and normal

*bitter larf*

We met in pub in Barking. His name was....*shudders*.....Kevin. He was a bicycle courier.......skinny, greasy haired, buck toothed and boring as Fuck.

So boring in fact that when he went for a slash during our 'date' and the seafood vendor happened to enter the pub I actually paid for a tub of jellied eels. My reasoning being that I had to get some sort of justification or at least a memory out of this mind numbingly uncomfortable experience of social torture.

The eels were fucking vile, but at least I know that I don't like them. At least something positive came out of those 3 long long hours of discomfort.

I did let him down gently. I said I'd phone and didn't.

Eels are long. Deal with it.
(bensMum I'm a tart. Why can't you cope with that?, Wed 19 Sep 2007, 18:35, Reply)