Its strictly not officialdom, but my god is this petty
Mother scrapes the barrel in delusional needy umbrage upon discovering her 21 year old son has had a tattoo:

www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2012/aug/11/devastated-by-my-sons-tattoo

Seriously, not speaking to him for 3 days? Having a meltdown because you've realised you don't physically 'own' him anymore?

Those aren't apron strings, those are evil strangling womb-tentacles from the planet over-bearing. And the staggering thing is she doesn't even really realise it, judging by her whiny me me me fanny-fart of an article. How her son managed to be sane is miraculous.

What an agonizing gusset-louse of a female!
(IChewCandlewax, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 15:27, 30 replies)

This was my mum's exact reaction when she found out I had tattoos.

( .Yeti., Fri 28 Mar 2014, 15:39, closed)

lol, shit mum

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 28 Mar 2014, 15:41, closed)

On this particular point I'm not going to disagree with you.

( .Yeti., Fri 28 Mar 2014, 15:42, closed)

It's an acceptable reaction
if he had "My mum is shit" tattooed onto his forehead.
( Muns, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 15:55, closed)

I don't have the punk credentials to pull that one off.

( .Yeti., Fri 28 Mar 2014, 15:57, closed)

Wow, what an overbearing harridan.
And this in the Grauniad? More like something you'd expect in the Mail. Fucksake.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 28 Mar 2014, 15:41, closed)

Hmm, rather a lot of comments that didn't meet the moderators' approval there.
Wonder how many of them consisted of JESUS CHRIST WOMAN, GET A FUCKING GRIP
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 15:52, closed)

Jesus.
This is great. I want to meet this woman. How self-obsessed can you be?! She should post on QOTFW.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 15:56, closed)

I think her son did.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 29 Mar 2014, 12:11, closed)

And nominations for 2014 "Best Analogies" are...

( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 16:01, closed)

I've
decided to express my own individuality by not having a tattoo.
( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 16:09, closed)

^freak

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 28 Mar 2014, 16:16, closed)

^Prick

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 16:53, closed)

thx hun

( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 17:17, closed)

'my son took a meat cleaver to my apron strings'
What a fucking mong
( Harpago ¯\(°_o)/¯, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 16:36, closed)

just wait to see her reaction when he takes a prince albert to his banjo string...
(Carpe Cyprinidae, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 20:39, closed)

What an irritating cunt.
Nothing against her son, but I vote we kidnap him and have him done up like The Enigma.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 16:42, closed)

jesus, what a stupid bitch
if she had her way, he'd have her sat in a rocking chair when she was dead, dressing as her and killing women in showers.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 17:02, closed)

My mother would be furious
if I got a tattoo.

I'm 47.
(username failed moderation, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 17:25, closed)

only because you've been such a fucking disappointment to her for the last 47 years

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 17:35, closed)

Clicking this because I'd like to see it in the newsletter.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 18:54, closed)

Her son isn't sane
He's got a tattoo. The prat.
(ubergeekian, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 19:13, closed)

Nothing says "non-conformist rebel" like doing the exact same thing that all your mates are doing.
I thought tattoo parlours were required to obtain parental consent before inking the under 16s?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 22:54, closed)

He's 21

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 8:00, closed)

*speechless*
(Freakmandu, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 7:24, closed)

Errr...
That's a story written to sell an otherwise boring paper. I could post some Enid Blyton if you like? It's about as real.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 8:37, closed)

'she didn't speak to him for 3 days'
Think this reveals his motivation.
(dyllon nice beaver., Sat 29 Mar 2014, 9:27, closed)

It's Mother's day tomorrow, why don't you show her you care by having that tattoo removed?

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 29 Mar 2014, 12:48, closed)

Still, at least he's begun making it up to her...
( Pig Bodine., Tue 1 Apr 2014, 13:31, closed)

I dunno, tattoo's are fucking retarded
Why's the little pussy living at home with mum aged 21 anyway?
( DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 16:28, closed)