*runs around on stage*
*removes schoolboy costume*

*exposes skinny australian backside*

*runs around some more*
(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:01, 12 replies)

'Cuz I'm back in be-laaack!
*solos*
( Cawl, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 14:00, Reply)

Yes, I'm back
Back in black.

*rocks out*
( Cawl, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:58, 4 replies)

Ah, Singstar
So many bad memories of that thing.

But it still sounds better than my night.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:57, Reply)

I just had my second KFC boneless box in 2 days
it was sublime, although it can't be doing any good to my heart
(Super Oaf Petit filous?, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:57, Reply)

there is a cold wind
so I'm going to light the fire this evening. The salad is to accompany the cheese fondue. There are 3 bottles of prosecco chilling in the fridge. The PS2 is primed with SingStar. It's going to be a lovely evening in.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:56, 3 replies)

@chcb
why not just do it online at www.logs&salad.com?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:55, 1 reply)

Now
That is one strange shopping list.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:54, Reply)

sod this, I'm too impatient
I'm going to go and buy logs and salad.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:53, 3 replies)

Wanking fear
I'm petrified that one day, while having a wank, someone will walk into my house and I won't notice that they're there.

Can you imagine it?
(Half of Stephen Fry's right buttock pissed on your dog on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:52, 3 replies)

I'm scared
that I have a meeting with a client and the EHO from a bit of the UK to the south east of London tomorrow and I can't be bothered to iron a shirt.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:48, 5 replies)

Hmm
.
I'm thinking of cooking a meal of baked beans and spiders and then eating it on a 200 foot high sandy cliff ledge, overlooking the sea, in the dark, while holding a snake covered in tinfoil and having a syringe hanging out of my arm by the needle. While sitting on a towel naked and watching Womble porn. Sitting next to me would be a snarling dog chewing cotton wool. With a cat on it's head.

I'll be sharing the ledge with a French seagull, sitting on a Zombies head. The seagull will be eating a meal of tomatoes,bananas, lemons, macaroni, all covered in a cheese sauce. Watch it's Adams Apple go while it swallows.




Then videoing it and posting it here.

Wonder how many people would have nervous breakdowns?

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:48, 17 replies)

I have a fear that my boss is a useless twunt
and puts off a major business presentation until 2 days before it's due.
I'm scared he asks me to work 4 hours the night before, and then wake up at 5 fucking am so I can drive it 100 miles to the location.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:45, Reply)

My phobia
I am terrified of the final few hours of the QOTW..........
(Pork2311, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:45, Reply)

Coke is wrong full stop

vegetable extract, sugar, e-numbers, piss, brown colouring.

Why anyone drinks it is a mystery to me.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:44, 8 replies)

And once again...
Anarchy reigns free.
( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:43, 26 replies)

Miles off topic, but relates to whisky!
I've just had my brother phone me, he's a barman.

Over lunch, a young guy in a suit came into his bar, leading what looked to be some customers on a 'business lunch' (read: piss up)

My brother hears the guy waxing lyrical about how he's a big whisky drinker, you could almost call him a connoisseur. He then heads to my brother to get served, sidles up and says "Can i have a bells and coke please?"

At this point my brother just bit his tongue, served him, and let him sit down. Waited for the guy to take his first sip of the drink, before phoning me to tell me this story!

Moral of the story children - If you know whisky, you shouldn't drink bells, and coke with whisky? BIG no-no
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:42, 9 replies)

Is it over yet?
.
(Pork2311, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:41, Reply)

Yay! Can I be
Will Self...
(Errorist, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:40, 1 reply)

QOTW Review
B3tans are scared of everything!
(Miggyman, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:40, Reply)

Dinner?
I am having chicken and chips!
(Pork2311, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:39, Reply)

Irn-bru
It really doesn't work with whisky, not at all.

It works reasonably well with vodka.

The Iron Brew WKD is absolutely rank.



I wonder if I have an Irn-Bru addiction?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:39, 1 reply)

I'm afraid that...
the ice cream van really has run out of ice cream when it plays that tune.
(Rich T has a clever and witty sig, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:39, Reply)

What we need
is "QOTW Review" where we sit around, post-closure, and pontificate on how well the question was received, and discuss the culture theory behind people's answers. I'll be Germaine Greer. Anyone want to be Tom Paulin?
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:38, 5 replies)

There are numerous apocryphal stories
of Scottish workmen putting whisky in their Irn Bru.

Personally I would never do this. The only thing which should go in whisky is water, or more whisky.

And Irn Bru is best on its own too.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:37, 1 reply)

food tip:
chilli sauce works a goddamn treat in toasties. With absolutely anything.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:37, Reply)

I think
this weeks started well, but soon descended into
"i'm scared of snakes" "i'm scared of needles" "i'm scared of snakes" "i'm scared of needles" "i'm scared of snakes" "i'm scared of needles" "i'm scared of snakes" "i'm scared of needles" "i'm scared of snakes" "i'm scared of needles" "i'm scared of snakes" "i had sex with a goat" "i'm scared of needles" "i'm scared of snakes" "i'm scared of needles"
(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:36, 3 replies)

@al
I made you your antichrist as requested.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 13:36, Reply)