abefroman
Bill Murray was in Life Aquatic, Gene Hackman was in Royal Tenebaums :D

I had sex last night, it was ace. all I had to do for it was be fucking attractive, intelligent and funny. yes, I can do impressions.
( yes yes yes man oi mate, someone's writtten 'bum' on your neck, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 16:26, Reply)

OK
Ong-Bak - two hours of that squeaky Thai shouting and a story written by a retarded monkey.
(frankspencer, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 16:23, Reply)

Lightbulb
How many policemen does it take to break a lightbulb?




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None - it fell down the stairs your honour.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 19 Apr 2007, 16:18, Reply)

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ti-fucking-tanic
(Handel blah blah blah, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 16:18, Reply)

eh!
Have I stumbled into a parallel QOTW. Wost film ever.


Has to be Pretty Women.
( girlinthehole, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 16:18, Reply)

Bill Murray
The genius that gave such wonderful performances in Ghostbusters and Caddyshack also "starred" in the Royal Tenenbaums and Lost In Translation. From the sublime to the ridiculous. Black marks on the CV there Bill.
( abefroman skating on the thin life of modern life on, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 16:17, Reply)

Gangs of New York
or The Rules of Attraction

Hours of my life I will not get back
(EssY, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 16:13, Reply)

Pirates of the Caribbean 2
I give you: utter, absolute and (insert excessive superlative here) crap!
(sunbomb, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 16:06, Reply)

I beg to differ...
'George of the Jungle' is undoubably the worst film ever made.
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 16:06, Reply)

Sahara
is the worst film ever made. It's not just boring, it has no story at all.
(frankspencer, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 15:59, Reply)

You Ever?
Seen "Debby Does Dallas"?

The acting is shit. I mean really shit. And don't get me started on the dialogue.

Cheers

Legless
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 15:59, Reply)

Kingdom of Heaven
is the most boring film ever made. Even more boring than Alien.

*walks down a tunnel for an hour*
"Wtf? Was that an alien or something? No? Oh right".
*walks down the tunnel for another hour*
"Shit! That was definitely an alien. Oh no, hang on.. sorry".

5 hours later...
"OMFG! It's an alien!"
The End.

The only good thing that Ridley Scott did was that Hovis advert, and that was only good in a homoerotic way.
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 15:49, Reply)

Forrest Gump
Thats a really really shit film.......
(Commander Cool, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 15:45, Reply)

I am now exceedingly proud of the folowing facts...

- I am teh WINNAR
- BA delivered my suitcase
- I am out of bed and doing a winnar dance beside said suitcase
( Mister B is eating an icanhazcheezburger with lmaonaise, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 15:20, Reply)

One more, before closing time
I once gave myself a high voltage electric shock on the cock as my ex said it 'turned her on'. At least I got sucked off that night.
(Half of Stephen Fry's right buttock pissed on your dog on, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 15:20, Reply)

The Winnah
Mr B wins.

End of!
(UnstableDan Bah, Humbug! ooooh, humbugs, nyom!, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 15:15, Reply)

I am quite proud of the following facts...

- That my answer seems to be the last sane one on the board
- That i started a mini QOTW involving bad films
- That i inadvertantly disgraced the board into talk of dwarf genitals and lightbulb jokes as a reult of forcing people off topic to bad films.
- That i'm still in bed
( Mister B is eating an icanhazcheezburger with lmaonaise, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 15:12, Reply)

how many??
How many b3ta mods does it take to change a FRICKING QOTW???
















































Fuck Knows!
(UnstableDan Bah, Humbug! ooooh, humbugs, nyom!, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 15:09, Reply)

Movies
I once watched The Ninja Scroll, and then had fucking incredible sex with my boyfriend on a cold hardwood floor. I don't think watching the movie was a condition of getting sex though, and am still a little weirded out by being aroused by otaku gear. Watch the movie anyway.
(Emily Bruce-Dickinson http://jovialfellow.blogspot.com/, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 15:06, Reply)

On the lightbulb theme....
How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?



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ONE!!!
(grandmasterfluffles Come to my Armageddon party on, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 15:06, Reply)

dwarves... and bacon
Jimmy Cranky with some unsmoked Danish back.
(Andrew Avetoom, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 15:00, Reply)

I'm
just bored senseless and waiting for the QOTW to change..

Talking about change, how many Vietnam Vets does it take to change a lightbulb?
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"You don't know man! You weren't there...."
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 14:59, Reply)

UMMMMMMM
I believe we have gone slightly off topic.
(UnstableDan Bah, Humbug! ooooh, humbugs, nyom!, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 14:58, Reply)

why
are you looking at dwarf cocks? Is it massive in relation to the dwarf? Or to a normal person? Do dwarves even have cocks? Would I fit in their house?
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 14:56, Reply)

Is it a dwarf with a massive cock?
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(frankspencer, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 14:52, Reply)

bollocks
thats what i thought of first.
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 14:49, Reply)

No..
It's a dwarf with a massive cock
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 14:47, Reply)

is it
a Dog?
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 14:46, Reply)