too soon?
1.jade goodie's wedding photos have just been published by OK! magazine,

they've said 'she looks fantastic, not a hair out of place'

2.a man walks past a church and thinks he's seen a giant shttlecock.

turns out its jade goodie in a wedding dress

too soon?
(gingerbollocks 'happy and content' since, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:36, 4 replies)

I see what you've done there
like many others you've confused a pun for a joke.
(Super Oaf Petit filous?, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:38, closed)

^that

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:46, closed)

but....
.....nevertheless, that didn't mean that I didn't almost choke on a sandwich when I read the shuttlecock bit!
(nonstopdancer, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:53, closed)

Better than
choking when shuttling the cock bit
(Bel Shamharoth has eight of everything, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:14, closed)