Favorite things.
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens. Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens.

What is your favorite thing?

To be specific - physical objects that can be legally owned.
So genitals are right out, unless pickled, in a jar.
(speedevil, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 22:42, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Some rapes can be funny, with the 'victims' laughing about the whole experience in years to come.
Why not tell us about that special time that you were raped? Was it lol or do you still wet the bed when you find out mums invited uncle Shaun over for christmas again
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 20:26, Reply)

Actions speak louder than words
Do your actions speak louder than your words? I'll bet your larynx speaks louder than either of them. But let's not have any shouting, eh?
( Zuowan, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:40, Reply)

Strange celeb requests
I once asked Austin Healey (rugby bloke) to sign a dvd to my wife saying 'there's more to rugby than staring at my arse'. Which he duly did(if this gets QOTW I'll post up said dvd cover).
What's the strangest request you've asked a celeb and they've done?
(bluehamster, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 15:34, Reply)

SCIENCE.
There are b3tans who work at CERN, and others who've not done anything scientific since school. Either way, labs and other Places of Science^TM offer hours of funnicking about with explosives, poisons, and expensive equipment.

Tell us about science, and your (mis)adventures therewith.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:11, Reply)

Meeting weirdos
As a kid I had a CB Radio and arranged to meet some GIRLS over it. When we got there it turned out they munted so we casually strolled past as if we were nothing to do with them. I feel vaguely guilty about that, if I'm honest.

I've also met people off the internet. Many of them munted too but I toughed it out.

Tell us your tales of meeting up with people you've never seen before.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 11:00, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Reinvent the wheel
Have you reinvented the wheel? Have you reinvented the bicycle? Have you reinvented the spinning jenny? Have you reinvented the fridge?
( Zuowan, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 9:27, Reply)

Run a vote to decide if QOTW should be killed off or not.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 8:19, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Heart in the right place
Is your heart in the right place? Maybe it has migrated to your arm. Better check, just to be on the safe side.
( Zuowan, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 14:43, Reply)

School trips
Tell us what happened when you and your class mates were allowed to become feral for a day, whether it be a trip to a field for educational reasons, or a trip to a nearby theme park which nearly resulted in someone being flung from an archaic fairground ride.
( Muns, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 13:46, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Double-edged sword
Have you got a double-edged sword? Wouldn't a single-edged sword just be a really long knife?
( Zuowan, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 11:47, Reply)

A few years ago we had weddings as a topic.
This should be followed up, as is appropriate and natural, with divorce.
( Muns, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 10:52, Reply)

Call a spade a spade
Do you call a spade a spade? Do you mistakenly call it a shovel? Do you call black people "spades"? Are you a racist from the 1950s?
( Zuowan, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 2:46, Reply)

Best. Sex. Ever.
Let's give that 50 shades of grey missus a run for her millions and properly populate this board with filth, real or imagined.
(Que?, Wed 18 Jul 2012, 0:04, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Driving tests:
Did you pass your driving test first time? My dad was doing fine till the bollard just had to be in the middle of the road.
(D.I.pshit solved another case on, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 22:51, Reply)

Wake up and smell the coffee
Have you ever woken up and smelled the coffee? Was it actually coffee or were you having a stroke?
( Zuowan, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 15:21, Reply)

Tantrums
When we were younger my little brother had a tantrum which ended when he threw a fork at another brother and it stuck in his cheek for a bit. That was a pretty memorable tantrum.
(pooster found out how long a piece of string was on, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 8:29, Reply)

Made of money
Are you made of money? No, obviously you're not.
( Zuowan, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:38, Reply)

Bad decisions
Ever made a choice that altered you negatively?
(Tiktock Beating off flamers with a shitty stick, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 21:56, Reply)

Cycling
seems very much the thing at the moment. Any tales of cycling related japes?
( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 21:12, Reply)

Rain on your parade
Has it ever rained on your parade? What kind of parade was it? Perhaps it was Pride, or the Notting Hill Carnival, or an Orange march, or a ticker-tape parade for an astronaut. What kind of rain was it? What was the PH of the droplets? Were you wearing a suede jacket? How much was the dry cleaning bill?
( Zuowan, Fri 13 Jul 2012, 13:41, Reply)

'Topics you'd like to see deleted'.
In the wake of today's 'sheds' debacle, what other topics should get deleted?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:58, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

"It was this big. I had to use the Honda Accord and a tow-rope to land the fucker!"
Post an anecdote about anything. Only one rule though, you must embellish and exaggerate it to the point of ridicule.

and keep it entertaining. So two rules then.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:51, Reply)

If you could say *ANYTHING* to your fave website's mods
with absolute impunity, what would it be.

Especially when they've closed a thread down rather than just banning the posters who were behaving like fuckwits.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:46, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

1976 Ford Cortinas

(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:06, Reply)

Structures you've applied creosote to.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:46, Reply)

Constructions made from overlapped timber.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:46, Reply)

Places where you stored your lawnmower.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:45, Reply)

Wooden buildings

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:45, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Outhouses.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:44, Reply)