Curiosity killed the cat.
Or maybe just had a detrimental effect on your existence to some extent.
( Pig Bodine., Thu 15 Aug 2013, 10:27, Reply)

party tricks
what's your party trick? do you know any cool card tricks? can you down a yard of ale? do you stick objects up your bum to impress your friends? please, tell me more.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 10:03, Reply)

Psychics, Fraudsters and Grifters (oh my)
Have you ever been so spellbound by a constipated beardo in a shiny suit on a stage that you believed he was actually talking to your dead Auntie Mabel? Ever responded to emails from Nigerian princes? Ever bought a Hi-Fi box with a brick in it? Tell the class how gullible you've been in the past or how you've taken advantage of the gullible yourself.
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 8:55, Reply)

Have you ever accidentally killed a prostitute?
What did you do with the body, just out of interest?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 11:30, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

what's your favourite colour?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 10:35, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Times you have run a bath and put too much hot in.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 20:44, Reply)

So, where did you hide the corpse?

( Muns, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 13:51, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Things you've always liked but have gone off
I've always enjoyed listening to Pink Floyd, but lately I've noticed if my iPod plays any of their tracks on random - I'm skipping them.

I'm starting to realise I've gone off them. What have you gone off lately.
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 12:00, Reply)

Home Alone
The other half's gone away for a few days, and within minutes I'm eating a meal for one straight out of the carton. What - apart from masturbating yourself into a stupor - have you got up to when you've had the run of the place?
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 20:52, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Guy I used to work with told us about the time he got diarrhoea in the middle of a 15 mile bike ride in the middle of nowhere.
Tell us about your bicycle adventures. Shit-covered saddles are optional.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 20:03, Reply)

Scariest time in a car..
Mine was after quite a few pints and shots at my local, my mates and I decided goin for a drive would be fun (NB the guy drivin had just one shandy yeah) but we went, in the middle of winter up into the derbyshire hills : while it was f'in icy and snowy, he spun and nearly crashed the bloody car...and then did it again 'for fun'
(SpIrItZ420 If alcohol isn't the answer...fuckit, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 17:50, Reply)

B3ta Room 101
What things/people would you like to see banished forever and why?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:08, 7 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Worst day of my life
Tell us about the absolute shittiest day of your life so far.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 8:13, Reply)

What is wrong with all other races than white people?
Tell us your stories about those silly coloureds and why white is right.
(No racist posts please)
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 7:56, Reply)

Coloureds.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 23:39, Reply)

Gypsies.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 11 Aug 2013, 16:51, Reply)

Asians

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 22:31, Reply)

B8ta
Share your lonesome stories about logging into 'comedy' website B3ta after 8pm to find no fucker about.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 20:24, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Crumpet
Share some absolute belters about chasing skirt.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 20:21, Reply)

And then the penny dropped.
When did you realise something far later than you really should have?

No points for hilariously suggesting that Rob has realised b3ta is dead far too late.
( Pig Bodine., Thu 8 Aug 2013, 11:04, Reply)

MOTHS!
I had a moth incident. I can think of another two at least. Tell us your 'hilarious' anecdotes about bastard moths.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 8 Aug 2013, 7:44, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

ideal dinner party guests
if you could invite anyone, dead or alive, to a dinner party, who would you invite and why? what would you serve? go vegetarian and invite hitler and gandhi, or lots of meat and break bread with atilla the hun and nando parrado(look him up)? tell us, someone might be interested.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 10:59, 9 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Bullshitters
I think we've done this before, but a bloke at work today reckoned he ran 4 miles in 18 minutes at the gym, when he's so fat he struggles to climb the 12 steps to the office and gets sleep apneia.
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 22:16, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Stuff you've killed

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 14:35, Reply)

Have you ever posted anything libellous which you should have reconsidered?
For example, Plumdozer repeatedly accused (the completely innocent) Lord McAlpine of being a fuckin' nonce.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 13:34, Reply)

Have you ever accidentally pissed in your own mouth?
Perhaps while in the bath?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 12:31, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

How many records do you own?
No, I don't want to know what they are...I just want to know how many please. I have a different response planned depending on whether the answer is odd or even.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 6 Aug 2013, 11:42, 15 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Prostitutes
Have you ever used a prostitute, or had a run in with a lady from the night? Have you been propositioned by someone looking for a good time? How far would your child go for a bag of Haribo?
( Muns, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 13:31, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Lies on the internet.
Tell us all about how your quick-thinking lies have saved your bacon - or where you've been caught out being Billy Bullshit and come a cropper.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 9:24, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Last week, I was quite hot. Due to the weather mainly. I mean, come on, it was getting silly.
Tell us your stories about temperature.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 5 Aug 2013, 7:47, Reply)