willo06
"unexpected/unfortunate events" Isn't that pretty much every question of the week, but less specific?
( Didyoumissme1, Mon 15 May 2006, 18:12, Reply)

Cheesiest and Greatest Of Lines
I've seen countless films and there are some lines that I just find totally "cheesy", for example:
"I'm king of the world" - Titanic

There are some films that are packed with great lines and my favourite is:
"Why don't you try sticking your head up your ass, see if it fits" - ScarFace

What are yours?
(sickprophet Injuring Disabled Animals, Mon 15 May 2006, 16:58, Reply)

Things you say in your sleep
"What are you doing up?"
"Not at this stage in the competition"
(jms, Mon 15 May 2006, 15:46, Reply)

theories
theres got to be loads of these.
me and my friends have a few such as:
the lead singer from the darkness is a transvestite robot
(torture bunny lives under the kitchen sink, Sat 13 May 2006, 19:03, Reply)

Thrown out of nightclubs
Inspired by the events of last night where I entered a club totally shitfaced and was kicked out again within minutes for falling through a fire door and ending up on the roof.
(lord harris, Sat 13 May 2006, 16:22, Reply)

unexpected/unfortunate events
unexpected events e.g you are saying how much you hate someone and they are right behind you
(branflakes, Fri 12 May 2006, 20:41, Reply)

Human nature: good, bad or bizarre?
Explain your answer with a story.
( setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 12 May 2006, 16:12, Reply)

Strange habits
Let's be honest, we've all got our own little quirks and habits. But some are stranger than the rest....

I know someone who collects sugar. Sugar. In those little sachets. From all over the world. Sugar. The mind boggles.

Or take my brother, who used to twiddle his hair until a few strands would fall out. He'd then roll them into a ball and..... wait for it...... whack it into his nostril!? WTF? What could he possibly have got out of that experience?

What strange and lurid habits do you and your friends engage in? There's nowt as queer as folk they say. I'm thinking we could even make a book on this one.....
(Mean Mad Mutski, Fri 12 May 2006, 11:55, Reply)

what
stresses you out
( The Lurker Plenty One, Thu 11 May 2006, 2:19, Reply)

One-liner's that don't quite get you what you want.
Girl: I feel like you're using me for sex.

Boy: Darling, your body is a temple. But there's service twice a day.

Slap

What great lines have you come up with that didn't have the exact result you planned?
(Pingoo likes cheese, Wed 10 May 2006, 0:06, Reply)

Funny sayings you've heard
How about funny sayings that are in fact true, like:

"Farts are like children. You love your own, but you hate other people's"
(Wrecked Tums, Tue 9 May 2006, 16:55, Reply)

Stupid Myths from Childhood....
Having one of those 'in pub' conversations about our time in school, we remembered a bunch of stupid urban myths, including...

*It's illegal to tie a hangman's noose in the UK (Aparently it's classed as an offensive weapon).

*You can be arrested for defacing banknotes.

Anyone got any more? - The more stupid the better
( HSDriver was probably still at work on, Tue 9 May 2006, 9:50, Reply)

If you could stop time
So everybody freezes in mid-action... what amusing, childish things would you get up to?
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Mon 8 May 2006, 9:10, Reply)

Flatmatesflatmatesflatmates
Please can we please have the flatmates question back. I think this was one of the first questions (for the radio show?) and was my favourite. I'd like to see this reposted or the question opened again (did I say please?)

That is all
(Kazza , loathing myself so you don't have to, Sun 7 May 2006, 16:54, Reply)

Things you do only when bored (but get noticed)
Sometimes when I'm bored I drift away in my thoughts and work out scenes (I'm a writer btw) for my screenplay. This occasionaly gets out of control and I start acting out the various dialougues to myself. Not good when I realise I've been muttering to myself on a bus/train only to come back to reality to find concerned faces staring back at me.

What spazzy things have you done in public?
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Sat 6 May 2006, 15:17, Reply)

Games you played in school
Massive pen wars against the other side of the class room...manhunt where you had to batter the other team for their letter..and of course the infamous PILE ON.

Great times, what games did you play at your school like these?
(An amusing and topical username, Sat 6 May 2006, 13:46, Reply)

When nobody else notices...
Like when you see something but all your mates just didn't see it and you spend days saying ...'But honestly, I did see a ufo/ russian suitcase switch scenario/dancing -kitten/ sodomised hippo... etc. etc.
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Sat 6 May 2006, 9:59, Reply)

Farts
Self-explanatory, really.
(DeadCats, Sat 6 May 2006, 7:42, Reply)

Workplace Shenanigans?
When I worked on Brighton Pier, we used to come up with all sorts of ways to beat the system. For example, we weren't allowed to accept tips, or drink anything but water while working. We weren't even allowed to play the machines.

The inevitable happened - an uprising. A rebellion. Only quietly, as we were all poor. We spent ages working out how to beat the system, from covering the CCTV camera with the photo of the bar long enough that we could have a quick pint, to unscrewing the doorknob to the manager's office, leaving them stuck in there until security arrived to release them. Happy days.

Anyway ... what have you got up to at work?

Apologies if it's been asked before (I couldn't see it) or is too general.
(ILoveJackDaniels, Fri 5 May 2006, 16:54, Reply)

Experiences of "gay tourism"
Those one-off or seldom sexual encounters with someone of the same sex (or the opposite sex, for the gay b3tards) - i.e. someone you wouldn't normally dabble with but may have due to excess alcohol, randy youth or just because it seemed like a laugh at the time.

Enjoyable? Embarrassing? Or just plain silly?
( weebear1974 discovering the joy of cat rape since, Fri 5 May 2006, 14:14, Reply)

Illusions of grandeur...
Actually, more like, mtting someone and really fancying them and then after a wonderful time together (oh, lets say, all night) you then arrange to meet up again and then discover really how butt ugly they are...
(Marmoset Bored bored bored of cnuting revision..., Fri 5 May 2006, 12:43, Reply)

Stoat
We gotta see that video!

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(james_tiger_woods is going to start his killing spree on the, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:07, Reply)

Profound question
Here it is, the question to end all questions:

"What's the frequency, Kenneth?"

Ithenkyou
(james_tiger_woods is going to start his killing spree on the, Thu 4 May 2006, 12:06, Reply)

Red Mist

There are so many things that happen to me on a daily basis that really, REALLY get on my tats. Yesterday, I was walking across a pedestrian crossing outside a station when someone drove up without slowing down. He slammed his brakes on and gave me the international 'wank' sign.

Next thing I know, I find myself kicking this bastard's car at full whack, trying to open his door, and screaming obsenities that would make a docker faint.

His face was a picture - I think he'll drive more carefully in future. The looks on the faces of numerous train passengers ranged from outright disbelief to sniggering joviality; depending on age, sex and social class.

When was the last time you completely lost the plot?
(geegee, Thu 4 May 2006, 8:44, Reply)

hairdressers/haircuts
What's your worst haircut/hairdresser experience.
(blu-k, Thu 4 May 2006, 2:44, Reply)

what's your excuse?
Great excuses you've got away with.
(teasus likes tea, Tue 2 May 2006, 10:38, Reply)

Celebrities you've met
I've just spent the weekend with my new girlfriend and posh uni friends trying to justify that my celebrity meeting is better than theirs.

Their selection: The Queen

Mine: Smiley Miley (he of Radio 1 fame)

My argument? Simple, more people have met the Queen, so my Smiley Miley autograph is rarer, therefore my celebrity meeting is better.
(Laxly, Tue 2 May 2006, 9:52, Reply)