Money-saving tips
I'm broke, you're broke, we're all broke. Even the smug guy on the balcony with the croissant hasn't got two AmEx gold cards to rub together these days. Tell everybody your schemes to save cash.
( , Thu 10 Nov 2011, 18:09)
I'm broke, you're broke, we're all broke. Even the smug guy on the balcony with the croissant hasn't got two AmEx gold cards to rub together these days. Tell everybody your schemes to save cash.
( , Thu 10 Nov 2011, 18:09)
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Women,
Semen contains 15 calories. Around 133 blowjobs a day will make sure you meet your daily calorie intake.
If you're on a diet just give less blowjobs.
No need to buy food and you'll meet new friends.
Gentlemen thank me later.
( , Sun 13 Nov 2011, 6:23, 12 replies)
Semen contains 15 calories. Around 133 blowjobs a day will make sure you meet your daily calorie intake.
If you're on a diet just give less blowjobs.
No need to buy food and you'll meet new friends.
Gentlemen thank me later.
( , Sun 13 Nov 2011, 6:23, 12 replies)
I gobble down Haliborange, to ensure that my semen is nutririonally complete.
And orange flavoured.
( , Sun 13 Nov 2011, 7:53, closed)
And orange flavoured.
( , Sun 13 Nov 2011, 7:53, closed)
I don't think I would want six a day, that would ruin the surprise and leave your old fella a bit chafed.
( , Sun 13 Nov 2011, 11:53, closed)
Haha! You still believe your missus is only giving YOU the noggin!
Hahaha.
( , Mon 14 Nov 2011, 3:36, closed)
Hahaha.
( , Mon 14 Nov 2011, 3:36, closed)
This is so wrong!
The average volume of ejaculate is around 5ml.
For it to be 15 calories, it would need to be about 60% fat.
It's more nutritionally similar to egg-white - so about 2.5 calories for 5ml.
This takes the required intake up to almost Japanese levels.
About one a minute for 12 hours.
There is however a sensible alternative.
www.deagostini.com.au/ilovehorses/
Only 8 or so a day should do it.
( , Sun 13 Nov 2011, 13:52, closed)
The average volume of ejaculate is around 5ml.
For it to be 15 calories, it would need to be about 60% fat.
It's more nutritionally similar to egg-white - so about 2.5 calories for 5ml.
This takes the required intake up to almost Japanese levels.
About one a minute for 12 hours.
There is however a sensible alternative.
www.deagostini.com.au/ilovehorses/
Only 8 or so a day should do it.
( , Sun 13 Nov 2011, 13:52, closed)
I don't think you've really got the hang
of the horselink, have you?
( , Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:09, closed)
of the horselink, have you?
( , Tue 15 Nov 2011, 14:09, closed)
You're missing an important point.
If she's on a diet, she can spit.
( , Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:35, closed)
If she's on a diet, she can spit.
( , Mon 14 Nov 2011, 9:35, closed)
It's vitally important that we tell all women* this fact:
The average load of semen contains less calories than it takes to give a blowjob. So the more cock you suck, the thinner you'll get! Yes, suck yourself thin - and have a happier husband/boyfriend too!
* or men, according to personal preference. This is a gender-neutral, gay-friendly post!
( , Mon 14 Nov 2011, 12:10, closed)
The average load of semen contains less calories than it takes to give a blowjob. So the more cock you suck, the thinner you'll get! Yes, suck yourself thin - and have a happier husband/boyfriend too!
* or men, according to personal preference. This is a gender-neutral, gay-friendly post!
( , Mon 14 Nov 2011, 12:10, closed)
Men
Fanny Batter is full of vitamin C, vitamin D, Antioxidants, Omega 6,7,8 9 an 10 plus Boswelox
Get your head down on your partner's minge a few time a day and you'll save a fortune on expensive shop bought supplements.
Plus all that exercising your neck muscles and biceps as you come up for air will result in a a finely toned upper body that might stop you getting beat up when you're out with your mates talking shite
( , Tue 15 Nov 2011, 16:01, closed)
Fanny Batter is full of vitamin C, vitamin D, Antioxidants, Omega 6,7,8 9 an 10 plus Boswelox
Get your head down on your partner's minge a few time a day and you'll save a fortune on expensive shop bought supplements.
Plus all that exercising your neck muscles and biceps as you come up for air will result in a a finely toned upper body that might stop you getting beat up when you're out with your mates talking shite
( , Tue 15 Nov 2011, 16:01, closed)
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