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There's nothing like administering first aid to cyclist who has just spanged into the back of a milk float when you have tears of laughter running down your face. The world is just one long episode of You've Been Framed - when have you laughed at the misfortune of others?

Suggested by althechristmasgeordie

(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:05)
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I have never, never laughed so hard
I was walking home from shop when I saw my mate cycle past. I shouted and he looked round to see who it was. However, whilst he was doing that, a car just ahead of him had stopped at a crossing. My mate, who was going a fair speed hit the back of the car and his bike stopped dead. He didn't however, and the momentum carried him over the handlebars and onto the roof of the car. He would've most likely glided right over the car to land on the road at the other side if the car aerial hadn't snagged on his jogging bottoms, which caused him to slide out of them.

Now, the occupants of the car had spun round to see what the bang was and then turned back around in time to watch my mate slide down the windscreen minus his trousers with his bare genitals pressed against the glass and being stretched out, doing a fine impression of Deirdre's neck (from Coronation Street), finally coming to a halt, face first, with his chin resting on the car bonnet in a very awkward upside down position.

He thrashed about a bit trying to get down, and resigned to pulling his legs out of his trousers completely, whereby he rolled rather gracelessly off the side of the car bonnet and onto the pavement. He picked himself up and in front of a small crowd, stretched up to retrieve his jogging bottoms from the top of the car, giving him the opportunity to press his bollocks against the passenger-side window this time.

I laughed so much I started getting a bit light-headed and had to sit down, and for the next three days my sides ached as if I'd been beaten up.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:56, 31 replies)
that. is. amazing
I hope it's true with all my heart
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 15:59, closed)
I understand what you're saying,
but to be honest I'm not bothered either way.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:52, closed)
Me either
I officelol'ed so hard I officecried.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:12, closed)
Absolutely superb...
That gets my click for the tears now rolling down my cheeks as I struggle to contain the office lol.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:02, closed)
it conjures up
such a powerful mental image. genius *click*
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:04, closed)
Fuck me that's funny XD
Office lol right there!
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:07, closed)
Haha *clicky*
Picturing it is brilliant, got a stitch from laughing. :D
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:08, closed)
Oh, what a great story
and well-written too.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:12, closed)
When I build a time machine
This is what I want to see!
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:17, closed)
Please be true.
bit of a coffee dribble over that one.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:21, closed)
crying uncontrollably
something about the phrase "giving him the opportunity to press his bollocks against the passenger side window" has just totally got me.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:26, closed)
If I was the passenger of that car
I would've wound the window down, just to see if it made a squeaking sound.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:32, closed)
This just made me laugh even harder than the actual post...
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 0:39, closed)
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 14:18, closed)
That is the funniest thing I have ever heard
However, you now owe me:

A face full of make-up
A pair of dry trousers
A spleen

Thank you.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:31, closed)

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(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:49, closed)
If this is true...
...you my friend have witnessed the funniest thing ever! :)
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 16:48, closed)
This has to win!
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 17:14, closed)
And I would've hated to be the valet who had to clean the fucker afterwards.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 17:18, closed)
I'm So GLAD...
I'm reading this at home. I've been laugh non-stop! Very, very well told!
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 17:59, closed)
i'm sat in the barbers
laughing my tits off at this. Cheers, click.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 18:26, closed)
Absolutely amazing - I would give almost anything to have seen that (for comedy value you understand, I don't have a thing for male genitalia pressed against glass ... although maybe I do, never tried it)
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 20:50, closed)
i had to stop half way and dry my eyes from the tears of laughter!
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 23:48, closed)
This to win
Absolutely fantastic that.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 2:30, closed)
A classic QOTW
Succinct, visual, understated and fucking hilarious.

I could acutally see it in slow-motion!!

Merry Xmas
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:01, closed)
Getting strange looks in the office from people wondering why I'm crying like a loon!!!
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:17, closed)
Deirdre's neck
Epic simile = *click*
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:34, closed)
Excellent :D
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 14:15, closed)
oh god
I'm supposed to be revising my thesis and I've weed myself from holding in the laughter so my old man won't know I'm reading b3ta instead of writing.

The second ball-squishing just frosts my cupcake!
(, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 8:05, closed)

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