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There's nothing like administering first aid to cyclist who has just spanged into the back of a milk float when you have tears of laughter running down your face. The world is just one long episode of You've Been Framed - when have you laughed at the misfortune of others?

Suggested by althechristmasgeordie

(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 12:05)
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The snow reminds me of a story that would be perfect for this QoTW if my boyfriend was telling it. He's too busy though, so I will:

Last year, my loving boyfriend and I were near Alston, happily playing in the snow, until he threw a massive snowball that hit me right in the middle of my face.

Overriding my desire to cry and hide in the car, I made the biggest snowball my girly hands could carry and chased off to get my revenge. CALAMITY! So preoccupied was I with my vicious vendetta that I failed to observe the slidiness of this patch of mud, and instead of exacting revenge on the evil beast, I flipped, comic-book style, into the cold sludge.

Luckily for you, he thoughtfully recorded the aftermath in a series of flattering photographs, whilst laughing till he wheezed and the tears froze solid on his cheeks. Filthy, and freezing, and banned from the car, I got undressed at the side of the road, using bits of rubbish from the boot as wellies. I eventually removed enough of the sludge for him let me in whilst he took photos of me looking like a swamp creature and poked my bruises.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 17:32, 21 replies)

Bonus marks for fully comprehensive photographic documentation.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 17:56, closed)
Gratuitous Picture of your underwear
Equals front page

Gratuitous picture of my inderwear equals restraining order. Where's the justice?
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 18:32, closed)
if you listen very closely
you can hear the fapping of a thousand 14 year old b3tans..
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 18:42, closed)
Was thinking that too
Probably a thousand 41 year old B3tans too
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 18:53, closed)
I'll have you know I'm fifteen, actually.

(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 19:58, closed)
You got an erection.

(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 22:10, closed)
Actually I'm 30.
Fwap, fwap, fwap.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 11:29, closed)
30 years old and afraid to stand up at work. I could take someone's eye out with this.
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 15:47, closed)
for piccies.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 18:43, closed)
You get a click for being able to spurn out so many "a href" tags.
I even had to google that to double check. Sigh - see my admiration?

PS my other half will be shielded from this site for the next week now as he rather likes ladies in comfy-cotton underwear.
(, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 19:29, closed)
I think a couple of stories on here would do with such level of documentation.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 0:45, closed)
I think more QotW stories should be illustrated like this
The above opinion has of course nothing to do with the gratuitous underwear and semi-bare arse photos in this particular tale.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:04, closed)
Pictures or it didn't...
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 9:40, closed)
I am getting old...
enjoyed the pics but sadly the moment I saw a fraction of the cream leather interior inside the door (pic link: road) I started guessing what sort of car it was...............I was right a BMW!

(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 10:51, closed)
Well done you. Model and year now please?
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 12:32, closed)
WHat he didn't tell you
is that he recognises what car it was because he sits opposite your house in case you leave the curtains open.
(, Fri 18 Dec 2009, 16:29, closed)
2001 525i
(, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 16:49, closed)

Try harder.

Although I am glad that unless it's a double bluff, you're probably not sitting outside my house, like ^he^ said.
(, Sun 20 Dec 2009, 18:04, closed)
i'll try..
something like a 325, probably 2000-2002 plate. If this is right let me confirm I am not sat outside your house in .......... ;)
(, Mon 21 Dec 2009, 10:07, closed)
Ah, a student of the beckyjsbx school of click-gathering.

(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 8:03, closed)
Amusing, seasonally relevant,....
...you're cute and I can see your pants. Therefore, have a click!

(Note that the first 2 points may be entirely irrelevant).
(, Tue 22 Dec 2009, 10:26, closed)

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