School AssembliesOur school assemblies were often presided over by the local vicar, who once warned us of the dreadful dangers of mixing with "Rods and Mockers". One of the cool teachers laughed. Tell us about mad headteachers and assemblies gone wrong.
Inspired by the mighty @Rhodri on Twitter
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:43)
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I was cold I was naked, were you there, were you there? I was cold I was naked were you there?
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This is slightly freaking me out, I can't lie(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:06,
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i still remember the words to every fucking hymn we sang at primary school assemblies.give me oil in my lamp keep it burning...
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:26,
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sing hosanna......(, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:33, closed)
Mummy, make it stop.(, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:36, closed)
and the spastic kids would accidentally sing 'of kings' after the second repeat.durr.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 17:00,
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FuckingMagic.
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this makes me inordinately happy.(
janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:28,
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Shit the bed yes(, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 20:45, closed)
We did that intentionally.The headmaster would turn purple with rage, without fail.
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Muns, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 0:21,
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I still remember the moves we had to do to that hymn.(, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:49, closed)
If seeing the cover wasn't bad enough[shudder]
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yesBut for you to remember the Rohypnol must have worn off
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