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Our school assemblies were often presided over by the local vicar, who once warned us of the dreadful dangers of mixing with "Rods and Mockers". One of the cool teachers laughed. Tell us about mad headteachers and assemblies gone wrong.

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I was cold I was naked, were you there, were you there? I was cold I was naked were you there?
(Band of Rain, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:03, 5 replies)
This is slightly freaking me out, I can't lie

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:06, closed)
i still remember the words to every fucking hymn we sang at primary school assemblies.
give me oil in my lamp keep it burning...
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:26, closed)
sing hosanna......

(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:33, closed)
Mummy, make it stop.

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:36, closed)
and the spastic kids would accidentally sing 'of kings' after the second repeat.
durr.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 17:00, closed)
^ that

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 19:24, closed)
Fucking
Magic.
(Chairman Lmao Something something your mum, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 20:13, closed)
We still sing that
and they still do.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 13 Jun 2013, 20:18, closed)
this makes me inordinately happy.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 14:28, closed)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 23:22, closed)
Shit the bed yes

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 20:45, closed)
We did that intentionally.
The headmaster would turn purple with rage, without fail.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 19 Jun 2013, 0:21, closed)
I still remember the moves we had to do to that hymn.

(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 16:49, closed)
If seeing the cover wasn't bad enough
[shudder]
(fivetide, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 17:40, closed)
yes
But for you to remember the Rohypnol must have worn off
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 13:14, closed)

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