My sex misconceptionsFreddy Woo writes, "aged eight, a boy from my class told me everything these was to know about sex: male prostitutes are called destitutes and women use tampons to stop men sticking their willies up them. Also, women pee out their bums, something I didn't realise was wrong until I was about 18 and my first girlfriend looked at me aghast."
Share everything - Uncle B3ta wants to know.
zero points for conception/misconception jokes
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chthonic, Thu 25 Sep 2008, 15:54)
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FacialThe missus said she wanted a facial for her birthday.
How was I to know she meant at a beauty salon?
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stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 16:35,
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Was that how you woke her up?An early morning surprise.
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I hopehe shouted "SURPRISE FACIAL!" and then shot her in both eyes.
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IndeedBreakfast on a tray in one hand, engorged cock in the other.
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stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 16:50,
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This is somethingI don't do enough with my girlfriend.
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She wouldso slap you.
:D
Go on, try it, I dare you.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:36,
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If all she didwas slap me, I would consider myself to have got off extremely lightly.
Now, where's my tray?
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When is the appropriate time to give a woman a pearl neckless?On her birthday, aparently.
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 19:00,
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do you perhaps meana pearl necklace?
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pearl neckless?semen so hot it cuts and cauterises, leaving the lady without a neck.
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