Having a fetish...
...cos there's nothing like awkwardly bringing up something you want to do in bed to kill the passion. And no, I'm not saying what it is. Except that it's not animals or scat or anything like that.
(clinteastwoodbradfield, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 11:33, 61 replies)

Its animals AND scat, isn't it?

(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Fri 9 Dec 2011, 11:36, closed)

Was it that obvious?
(clinteastwoodbradfield, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 11:38, closed)

I've just realised:
Cats:scat

There's an obvious linkage.
( prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 11:39, closed)

You get kittens to show you their feet.
Then they shit on your chest.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Fri 9 Dec 2011, 11:43, closed)

this...
should have gone in last weeks qotw
(Shifty weeeee, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:13, closed)

PAEDO ALARM PAEDO ALARM PAEDO ALARM PAEDO ALARM

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 11:37, closed)

Paedobestiality.
He gets puppies to shit on his chest.


Then fucks some kids.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Fri 9 Dec 2011, 11:39, closed)

Is it "go to sleep, with you in another room so I can have the bed to myself"?
This is one of mine, but girls get really arsey about it.
( prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 11:38, closed)

Ah fuck it. It's the same one Tarantino clearly has
(clinteastwoodbradfield, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 11:39, closed)

Getting bummed by a redneck?

(ScousersPet, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 11:43, closed)

Having sex in non-chronological order?
With Harvey Keitel involved in some way?
( prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 11:46, closed)

"have you ever seen that thing with the 2 girls and the cup?"

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 11:40, closed)

Feet. If only to stop the pedo and bestiality speculation
(clinteastwoodbradfield, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 11:46, closed)

Children and animal feet

( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 11:47, closed)

Not necessarily...
Kittens have feet too you know.
( prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 11:47, closed)

Which makes it even more sick.

(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Fri 9 Dec 2011, 11:48, closed)

Knew I would regret posting this
(clinteastwoodbradfield, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 11:49, closed)

THIS is now your biggest sexual regret.
AICMFP
( prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 11:50, closed)

Is it not common knowledge that Tarantino has a foot fetish then? Maybe I'm just attuned to it, but it strikes me as completely obvious
(clinteastwoodbradfield, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 11:50, closed)

It is pretty common knowledge on imdb
I think Tyra Banks had a whole episode on it once
( Regger, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 11:51, closed)

(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Fri 9 Dec 2011, 11:55, closed)

good lord.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:24, closed)

Fuck, that's horrible.

( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:05, closed)

Aww, don't regret posting it! Its harmless and makes for fun replies. And its not personal.
Which is very b3tan, when you think about it.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Fri 9 Dec 2011, 11:54, closed)

It would probably be safer...
...to specify which gender's feet this applies to, otherwise the inevitable question of Frodo comes up.
( Regger, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 11:51, closed)

but feet are REVOLTING.
you fucking sicko.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 11:53, closed)

So, you've seen mine then?
Comiserations.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:16, closed)

I like my feet.
I'm quite a long way away from them though. They might not be so handsome from close up.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:19, closed)

have you thought of obtaining a mirror on a stick?
you could look at your winkie then as well.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:25, closed)

It would have to be a magnifying mirror.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:41, closed)

Periscope here

(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:59, closed)

is it...
...something to do with sticking a marker pen up your anus?
( bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 11:49, closed)

BEST. REPLY. EVER.
I spilt my coffee.

I might start using it as my default response to anything I don't understand on Board and Links too.
( prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 11:51, closed)

kewl
tuck in mate
( bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 11:56, closed)

yes
tuck it in and calm down
( Regger, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:52, closed)

I always wondered why they were called 'Magic Markers'.
Now you see it, now you don't, now you see it etc.
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Fri 9 Dec 2011, 17:08, closed)

Does it involve a live lobster,dead chicken and a half a roll of masking tape?
Maybe just me then
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 11:51, closed)

Nope
Not just you.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 11:53, closed)

Cheers.

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 11:56, closed)

i like turtles

( Regger, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 11:56, closed)

Best of all the animals.

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 11:59, closed)

Experienced?
Or are they just grateful?
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:17, closed)

Fetishes are good.
So long as they don't dominate everything, every time.

I quite like women leaving knickers and bra on. It's not 100% required, but I'll always ask . . .
(username failed moderation, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 11:56, closed)

Ha. To avoid Frodo speculation, it is female feet only. I find male feet pretty repulsive. More so than other male body parts. Weird.
(clinteastwoodbradfield, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:00, closed)

Big, hairy Hobbit women's feet.
That's what you like.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:01, closed)

I feel a bit sick after that.
(clinteastwoodbradfield, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:07, closed)

Yeah, me too. Sorry. :(

(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:08, closed)

I like a bit of sick.
If you were sick onto your feet I'd probably fuck them. Even if they were all hairy and that.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:10, closed)

Can't say
a man in a pair of frilly knickers would do much for me, now you mention it.
(username failed moderation, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:02, closed)

don't knock it, ufm.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:25, closed)

Just a personal preference
don't you know.

If you like your chap in a pair of M&S's cotton ones, that's just fine and dandy by me.
(username failed moderation, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:38, closed)

So you can pretend she's a transvestite.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:09, closed)

This feels a bit like a coming out party now
(clinteastwoodbradfield, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:24, closed)

I think you just broke the
laws of physics.
(username failed moderation, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:44, closed)

are you on of those guys that sits in a strip club
but never buys a dance? it all makes sense now
( Regger, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:35, closed)

You really need to get to know someone first before you bring in the kinky stuff and then you have an idea if they will accept it or not.

( girlinthehole, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:52, closed)

Oh yeah, I'm aware of all that, I'm not a slave to it. It's just an awkward thing to negotiate, in something that should just be fun, easy and natural, like.
(clinteastwoodbradfield, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:58, closed)

And a foot fetish is quite tame : )

( girlinthehole, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:04, closed)

I think you have it easy
I'm sure "Hey baby, I'd really like to fondle your feet" is a lot easier to work into the conversation than SOME things I've heard of... I mean, unless you turn up at the door with a gas mask, a wetsuit and a bucket of soapy frogs, it's going to be difficult to bring up.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:04, closed)

True. Most of my exes have been OK with it.
(clinteastwoodbradfield, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:10, closed)

Didn't the frogs mind?
Oh, sorry, you mean't with the feet didn't you?
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Fri 9 Dec 2011, 17:10, closed)