I’VE NOTICED A LOT OF SCOUSE COMMENTS ON HERE….


……And although I'm not a scouse, I feel I must defend our Liverpudlian friends.

I was once at an all night rave having just split from my c*nt of a boyfriend. I was pretty upset and fucked up when I met a crazy girl from Liverpool.

She introduced me to her friends who were all visiting the club from Liverpool. We made friends and spent the night getting trashed and dancing together.

The club closed at 8am and I must have been really off my head because I invited them all back to the posh house I shared with my friends. (I say shared – it was their house and I lived with them). They were on holiday & I was under strict instructions NOT to have anyone back.

We all piled into the house, very trashed, and chilled out in the living room for a few hours. After a while I was really tired and decided to go to bed. I said bye to my new buddies and told them to let themselves out when they were ready.

I passed out and awoke later that day and my Liverpudlian guests had gone. I realised what a stupid thing I had done and my heart sank.

I went downstairs and to my surprise everything was in order. Even some very expensive gold rings that were in the kitchen were still on the worktop. In all those guys could have fleeced me for thousands but they left everything clean and tidy and even wrote a note saying thanks and bye.

So there you go.

How’s that for fucking lucky!!!
( DUMBLONDE is a rubber lover girl, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 16:08, 16 replies)

Ah
But did you still have wheels on your car?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 11 Jan 2008, 16:09, closed)

lucky
we had a mate from liverland (when i lived in chester).

lovely chap. He came and visited once, and stole my wifes showaddywaddy tape (her #first# tape) , and a realy cheesy bad dance music CD.

Still think hes a nice bloke, just couldn't help himself!
( bazza van der trance , ooh baby baby, baby baby. Get up on this., Fri 11 Jan 2008, 16:17, closed)

all the same
they're still all cunts.
(frankspencer, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 16:32, closed)

Frank. You bitch
Frank, you are a cunt. I'm from Liverpool and I don't steal. But you Frank, you probably have an ugly mum, and you're also shite at jokes

I'm not really from Liverpool.

You're still a cunt though. An unfunny one at that.
(Purple Jessop Jessoping Purple all over your father, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 16:39, closed)

It's not just a cultural stereotype
At the V festival several years ago we were unfortunate enough to be camped next to a load of scallies. They would help their mates to climb over the fence, there must have been about 10 of them sharing a 3 man tent.

They would walk casually through the campsite carrying stereos and boxes of beer. It came to head when they pissed someone off and he tore through our campsite in pursuit of a scally. The guy doing the chasing ended up having his head split open.

The police were called and arrived at dawn. They flushed the scallies out of their tent and spent a while rounding them all up (was worth being up at 6am to see!) They started bringing all this shit out of the tent, including, memorably, a plastic table and chairs!

When they were finished the sergeant came and sat with us. I'll never forget what he said:

"Bloody scousers. If I had my way, I'd take a flamethrower to the whole of Liverpool."
(MrC. Having the most boring username on b3ta since 2004, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 17:01, closed)

FRANK SPENCER SUCKS TEH COCK
Fuck you frankspencer you fucking retard

try and be funny for once, you cunt
(hoogie Original Cunt Horse Author, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 17:09, closed)

As ever
I bow before the eloquence and reasoned arguments of the Scouser. I try to be funny all the time - whether I am or not is another matter.
(frankspencer, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 17:25, closed)

Sorry but I can't resist this...
Eh... Eh....

Calm down! Calm down!
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 11 Jan 2008, 17:26, closed)

yeah
I am actually from Liverpool. I hid my actual birthplaceage from all of you in an attempt to appear as someone not from Liverpool who disagrees with the Liverpool stereotype. As there are none of these in the world at all.

In actual fact the scallies that you speak of are generally not actually from Liverpool. The borough of Knowsley is responsible for your view of Scousers. This includes the Huyton, Halewood and Kirby areas. I would like to assure all of you, while it is common practice in Liverpool for an average Scouser to mock the 12 year old "Scouser" who wears Air Max trackies and fake 110's, who raves to pleasurerooms and is a complete fucking moron, not everyone is like that. We are not Manchester.

Reminds me of a joke I stumbled across in a book.

What does Frankspencer use as a form of contraceptive?

His personality

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
(Purple Jessop Jessoping Purple all over your father, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 21:47, closed)

purple jessop
Looks like you use the same thing to me.
(brotagaia, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 22:54, closed)

I love having frankspencer on ignore
Alhough it means the replies to this thread are somewhat nonsensical, on the whole it makes my QOTW experience just that much better.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 0:24, closed)

scousers
i heard a while ago that George Bush employed the same people who chose Liverpool as the City of Culture to look for weopans of mass destruction.

logic behind it is that if they could find culture in liverpool, they could find fucking anything.

with love from manchester

xx
(brocky, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 21:28, closed)

No Culture, eh?
For a start, we have a big indian by the name of Jagdip Bains. He's a great lad, he works in a pharmacy. We have the Luzion Dance Team, a group of teen chinese urban dancers, who recently came out on top against their manchester equivalent. We have this shop on Smithdown Road which only cuts black people's hair. I'm sure there are others reasons we have Capital of Culture.

I went the Trafford Centre the other day.

I was unimpressed by the amount of litter.

Sit on that, pal.
(Purple Jessop Jessoping Purple all over your father, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 23:54, closed)

Puts emvee on ignore
In a petulant tit-for-tat hissy fit that shows JUST what I think!

[Not really. The only people I've got on ignore are those who are too inarticulate to make a salient point.]
(frankspencer, Sun 13 Jan 2008, 16:04, closed)

Totally agree with Emvee!
The quality of my B3TA browsing has improved immeasurably since that little button removed the irritant.
(BeatsWork, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 13:03, closed)

purple jessop
Wait - you've read a book?
(frankspencer, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 9:58, closed)