America.
Waa waa waa! - World Trade Centre.

Waa waa waa! - War on terror.

Waa waa waa! - We police the world.

Waa waa waa! - Economic recession.

Waa waa waa! - Everyone hates us.

Yeah, well you fucking caused it you spoilt cunts.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:53, 24 replies)

well,
If they didn't try to police the world, then people wouldn't hate them.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:56, closed)

*click*
I can almost smell the angered cellulite warming up.
(FoxyBadger (try saying it backwards), Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:57, closed)

America- FUCK YEAH!
McDonalds, FUCK YEAH!
Wal-Mart, FUCK YEAH!
The Gap, FUCK YEAH!
Baseball, FUCK YEAH!
NFL, FUCK, YEAH!
Rock and roll, FUCK YEAH!
The Internet, FUCK YEAH!
Slavery, FUCK YEAH!

FUCK YEAH!

Starbucks, FUCK YEAH!
Disney world, FUCK YEAH!
Porno, FUCK YEAH!
Valium, FUCK YEAH!
Reeboks, FUCK YEAH!
Fake Tits, FUCK YEAH!
Sushi, FUCK YEAH!
Taco Bell, FUCK YEAH!
Rodeos, FUCK YEAH!
Bed bath and beyond (Fuck yeah, Fuck yeah)

Liberty, FUCK YEAH!
White Slips, FUCK YEAH!
The Alamo, FUCK YEAH!
Band-aids, FUCK YEAH!
Las Vegas, FUCK YEAH!
Christmas, FUCK YEAH!
Immigrants, FUCK YEAH!
Popeye, FUCK YEAH!
Democrats, FUCK YEAH!
Republicans (republicans)
(fuck yeah, fuck yeah)
Sportsmanship
Books
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 16:57, closed)

pfft
Do you want to stop digging before you can't get out?
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 17:01, closed)

Isn't his point that
with the exception of the Internet and Rock 'n' Roll most of what America has produced is shit, and they have no FUCK YEAH for either Sportsmanship (i.e. playing the game fairly) or Books (illiterate fuckwads)?
*click*
twice if I could.
( Fathter Puddytat Kill Kill dat widdle boid is mine on, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 17:34, closed)

Internet?
Invented in America?
Or CERN?

FIGHT!
(tweebianmonkey Should be known as Widget, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 17:51, closed)

Erm... America
The world wide web was invented by Tim Berners-Lee at CERN, but that is only one part of the whole internet.
( Mystery_Bob, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 3:42, closed)

Erm
That's the final song from the muppet spectacular Team America.
(Milo Minderbinder, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 17:41, closed)

It wasn't muppets
It was filmed in SuperCrappyMation.

Just sayin'.
( Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 18:06, closed)

as begbie proclaimed just before he kicked of a massive bar brawl...
YESSSSS

bring the lardy self possessed 'i just gotta say' can't fucking spell fat cunts on

particularly that lumpen buffoon chuckles

*spits on palms*
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 17:13, closed)

*spits on palms*?
You're...going to give them a handjob? O.O
(Musuko, Thu 9 Oct 2008, 17:21, closed)

A warning...
...although I posted this anti-American message I have to admit I happlily lived there for many years. After Bush cheated his way in for a second term we decided fuck this and brought the kids home. Problem is, fat lazy spoilt fuckers in this country really are impressed with the 'American Dream' and are happy to be the best mate of the big bully.

My advice is this - embrace being European rather than being the sub state of the USA.
The French (soap dodging bastards that they are) or the Germans even, are nearer our mind set than the modern day American. Let the pikeys have their Micky D's, Mariah Carey cds, Budweiser and Disney channels - me, I would prefer to ride a scooter, wear wraparounds, smoke a Gitanes whilst reading Kafka in a Bullring anyday.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 19:17, closed)

The problem is
the ubiquity of the American 'cultural' (ahem!) influence. Much of the crap on TV is American, large purveyors of poor quality food and drinks such as McDonalds and Starbucks litter our streets. When kids are playing their charming little role play games, pretending to be explorers or soldiers or something, they invariably talk in an American accent!
Plus the ignorant American majority has been actively indoctrinated as kids to believe that any aspect of any country other than the US of fuckin' A is inherently inferior. For example if there is a report of a record breakingly big uh, let's say moth found in wales, some American dickhole is guaranteed to say "Big deal! we have moths twice that size here. Also they eat people."
Considering America and the UK are supposed to have a 'special relationship' they seem to have a low opinion of us. Apparently we all have about three teeth, all of which are black, all our food has no taste and is boiled, we live in the 'nanny state' or Orwells 1984 (they love that book, I didn't know they made a pop-up version with three words to a page) and our women are hideous mutants. They seem to think the NHS is inferior to their quite frankly scary medical system of insurance. (Can't afford it? Crawl off and die now would you? There's a pet.)
Also they remake our TV programs. Badly. (Red dwarf, the Office, Life on Mars) usually missing the point of the series entirely. Often they proudly put 'American' in the title. I saw the other day a dragons den ripoff called "American inventor" also see American idol, America's got talent (OK, i'll concede that one.) etc.
Don't get me started on their irrational flag worship and bible bashing lunacy. That is a different rant entirely.

I feel much better for that.
(Prof. Moriarty put his foot in it on, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 20:00, closed)

Eat Me
If it wasn't for us "spoilt cunts" you numbnutz would be speaking German right now...
(tingtwatter Eating loads of red meat since, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 21:42, closed)

yawn
.
( rofl harris, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 22:48, closed)

Ah.
Exhibit A.
What role exactly did you personally have in the war?
(Prof. Moriarty put his foot in it on, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 1:22, closed)

errrr
lets just all remember that it was Bush's granddaddy who bankrolled Hitler and the Nazi party.All those gold teeth went into the American banking system. And that moonrocket technology? All from Nazi scientists and then Disney gave the mad scientists jobs after they finished at NASA. The same mad scientists who conducted experiments involving boiling water and human beings who had been skinned alive.
And we wouldn't be speaking german, Hitlers invasion plans depended on total air superiority which he never was close to getting. Any invasion would have been ultimately repulsed as the Royal Navy turned up from bases all round the UK and destroyed the second wave of reinforcements and supplies that any invasion would have required. Even the French wouldn't be speaking German as the Russians would have probably swept through Germany and into France if the Allied armies hadn't been coming the other way. Yes, America helped out but face it, you where not that necessary.
History books are not the same as Holywood movies, numb nuts.
And what about Georgia eh eh? Americans held "joint" maneuvers within an hour of the Russian border but when the Russian army came rolling over the hills what did Mr Yankee Wankee do? Run like buggery leaving the Georgians to deal with the wrath of a nation populated by 300000000 drunken arseholes. Nice one America.
And don't get me started on 11/9. 3000 dead? How many CHILDREN (ffs) are killed in handgun "accidents" every year in the good ole US of A? 11000? You fucking twat.
(godisdove I like cheese, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 2:29, closed)

ahem
If it wasn't for us "germans" you lot wouldn't even be a country.
So I believe you are still in debt to us for that
(Freddles, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 17:43, closed)

Yes.
Thanks for the Royal Family - do you want them back yet?

No problem at all.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 14:36, closed)

numbnutz [sic]
say's it all really
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:07, closed)

True, true.
The only good thing about America is Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream, which is as close to heaven as we mere mortals are permitted to venture. Otherwise, it's a pretty shitty country.

-An Ashamed American
(TheWonderfulWombat It came to me in a dream., Sat 11 Oct 2008, 0:28, closed)

Hmmmm.....
Ignorance is curable.

You just have to take that first step.


*plays America the Beautiful*
(Tukatz, Sat 11 Oct 2008, 6:39, closed)

Well, yes, pretty much
As an American, I cringe with recognition.

We arent' ALL horrible. Unfortunately, that's not extended to our government and financiers.
(herbivorous, Sun 12 Oct 2008, 2:10, closed)

agreed
Many Americans - as with most nationalities - are good people. Many - as with most nations - are assholes.

I hate to say my friend your nation has a lot of the latter and most of them live in the self obsessed, god fearin', gun totin, republican states.

Incidentally, I have a theory that America is great as long as it is near water. East Coast - cool, west coast - cool, lakes - cool. Look at the republican/democrat breakdown if you need proof.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 8:23, closed)