I got invited to Shambo's Stag Night
It was held in a pub,

I didn't go,



Neither did anyone else (he's got no mates) except,

For AB who showed up late and spent the night insulting the people who were already at the pub,

And made recordings of people's drunk lies, to embarrass them with later
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:40, 36 replies)

Foot note
They where rejected by prostitutes on the way home
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:41, closed)

your spelling is whorrying

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:47, closed)

That one always trips me
I'm not clever
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 12:54, closed)

As is the almost,
random use of commas,
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 13:24, closed)

Am I the only one who finds it slightly creepy when people whose username I don't even recognise
are seemingly upset enough to write posts about me?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 13:43, closed)

It is
neither creepy (how are we supposed to now whose username you recognise?) nor surprising.
( wakeupandsmellthebacon, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 13:45, closed)

Really?
So it's normal on here to write peeved fan fiction about people? Fair enough. I don't suppose that should surprise me given the type of people who live here.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 13:53, closed)

You're like the bogeyman round here
Some qotwers invoke your name in order to get their kids to eat their dinner or go to bed.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:08, closed)

And to get their wives juiced up ready for a short and clumsy fuck.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 16:37, closed)

AHAHAHAHAHAHAOOOOOOHMAN. 'wives'

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 17:58, closed)

I've just logged in and had a quick lurk. You've been busy replying today.
Problems at home? Nothing else to do?
(Dr Doctor Can't you see I'm burning burning?, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 18:24, closed)

hey, at least he didn't spend two years writing a poem about your mum
unlike this champion
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 18:22, closed)

Do you ever get off this site?

(Sick Boy likes to swear a lot, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 18:59, closed)

You realise that the internet isn't a place, right?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 19:44, closed)

Yeah, go ahead, ignore my question.

(Sick Boy likes to swear a lot, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 21:00, closed)

ok

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 12:06, closed)

It's certainly more creepy than when people you've never had a single interaction with are upset enough to ignore you.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:00, closed)

I believe I am still way ahead in the Being Ignored stakes.
And not one single one of the delicate nancies has ever posted on /board. I've upset literally hundreds of complete strangers by being gently scathing about rubbish non-anecdotes.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:06, closed)

You've kicked the arses of both me and AB by having more 2.0s than both of us put together, I'm told.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:35, closed)

And AB has more than me

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:35, closed)

My mummy will be so proud.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:42, closed)

upset on the internet

( rofl harris, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 16:39, closed)

Wouldn't you be upset if badger came to your stag do?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 17:57, closed)

I'm not upset with you Shambles
I think you bring a valued and entertaining component to the board. In
fact I'm one of the three people who don't have you on ignore.
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 2:40, closed)

Imma put all three of you on ignore.
I don't want any of this online community shit.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 12:06, closed)

I herd dey dun a bully on a kid an they killed themself.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:03, closed)

^NOT UPSET, TROLLING THE TROLLS^

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:05, closed)

Cheers

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 14:07, closed)

alright Rob Fairholme

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:11, closed)

Dude. Harsh.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:37, closed)

NOT cool

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 17:44, closed)

Hey, this is meant to be a humor site
No need to get proper nasty
(bad_advice QOTW survivor from the first trollocost!, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 21:39, closed)

This sounds highly unlikely
Who the fuck would marry a spastic like Shambo?

I call lies on the whole thing.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 15:51, closed)

obviously a lie
No one would agree to marry Shambo.
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 16:06, closed)

Who needs agreement from the bride, you fucking womens libber homo.
I just paid her father the going rate.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 16:30, closed)

By Father
Do you mean the Russian mail order bride company?
Can you recommend a good one the ones i order never last more than a couple of weeks in the cellar and under the patio is getting full
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 16:08, closed)

TGDGI

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 31 Jan 2014, 21:17, closed)

Upset^^^^

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 1 Feb 2014, 11:01, closed)