My mate went to an indoor go-karting place during the day and then we all went out for a drink later but were home by midnight because we're right boring cunts.
Apologies for length.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 11:39, 31 replies)

I once went indoor go-carting.
My adult frame didn't really fit in the cart and I got t-boned by some adolescent oik on my second lap. I can see why it appeals to people under 14 or morons who hate themselves and their shitty worthless lives.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 11:59, closed)

Also, we nearly died from carbon monoxide poisoning.
Missed opportunity, that.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 12:00, closed)

Yeah.
Nothing says 'good time' like sharing a shed with a dozen over-throttled lawnmower engines.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 12:28, closed)

t
( Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 12:10, closed)

yeah
adult/ fat
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 12:25, closed)

I'm type 1 diabetic and 6'3
getting fat would take a pretty sterling effort.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 12:27, closed)

I'm type 2 and 6'4
and I could give it a fair go.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:29, closed)

I'm 6'1 and I am tonnes of fun.

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:33, closed)

I'm 6' 2" and overweight.
Do I need to get diabetes?
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:38, closed)

I like this.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:39, closed)

Do you dress to a T?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:46, closed)

Now you mention it I do

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 15:21, closed)

Would you say you have more or fewer clothes than erstwhile boxer and poet Mohammed Ali?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 15:28, closed)

Under normal circumstance I would say that
I can get quite violent while dressing too.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 15:35, closed)

With all those expensive clothes I'd imagine you stand a good chance of being rolled on the way home.
I hope you take adequate safety precautions when out walking or, alternatively, you drive everywhere.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 18:24, closed)

Must be tough having the pleb version of the disease.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:47, closed)

Luckily the chronic and progressive nature of the disease means it's only a matter of time.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 15:38, closed)

alwez in r harts
and retinas
and kidneys
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 17:54, closed)

Gosh, we must organise a tall off and fat off.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:37, closed)

Isn't "Fat and Tall" a men's clothes shop?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:40, closed)

I like the adverts for those
"Look! If I don't tuck my tent-shirt into my cone-shaped jjeans,I can pretend I'm still shaped like a human being!"
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:59, closed)

Big mistake, not tucking, makes you look fatter. Not that I would care, as I have lost 6 stones and
gained about 2 stone of muscles. I was dismayed though that when I went to a High and Mighty that I was not high enough and certainly not mighty enough.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 15:54, closed)

That explains your messed up attitude to everyone else.....

(Anthony Burgess' Chocolate Orange, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 20:38, closed)

Upset^^^^

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 0:31, closed)

I went on one of those indoor kart racing things once
I ended up racing against Lewis Hamilton, who lapped me many, many times. Great fun, it was.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 14:56, closed)

<s>p</s>danc

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 17:48, closed)

I ended udanc racing against Lewis Hamilton, who lapped me many, many times. Great fun, it was.

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 19:34, closed)

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chinny%20reckon
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 20:42, closed)

He thrashed me at Sega GT Rally as well :(

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:48, closed)

Stop being so modest
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Z8pgV74_Hw&feature=player_detailpage#t=72
( Pig Bodine., Tue 4 Feb 2014, 22:23, closed)

Haha
Yeah I was an IT guy at the time too
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 12:10, closed)