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Godwin's Lawyer tells us: "I once worked with a lad who believed 'Frankenstein' was based on a true story, and that the book was written by Shirley Bassey." Tell us about your workplace dopes.

(, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 15:34)
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Well, B3ta colleagues...

(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:29, 53 replies)
Well
this has all the hallmarks of ending well...


*gets popcorn*
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:36, closed)
Got any wine gums?
Is it just me, or does 'unignore' look weird?
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:47, closed)
Yep
I mean, what is an Unignore?
Something like a flying arse with cucumbers for arms and a cauliflower for a single eye.
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:09, closed)
Reading that...
I thought I was having a flashback at first...
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:15, closed)
I've clicked your reply
Because I like it.
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:19, closed)
Something with a single
gnore?
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:21, closed)
I've almost got a horizontal line

(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:46, closed)
Be sure to tell everyone.

(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:49, closed)
The only person i'm ignoring
is a guy called Noone, can't even remember why, does he still post?

Anyway yes, /talk haven't noticed this yet so I expect this thread to get a bit busy in 5,4,3,2,1 boom.
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:53, closed)
I got that one too...

(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:00, closed)
hehe, you too!
He must a be a right cunt, only person I have ever ignored....
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:05, closed)
he is a cunt.
dont take him off ignore or the internet will literally break.
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:55, closed)
Haha!

(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:31, closed)
But if noone ever finds out what will you do then?
Noone will care.
Noone will listen.
Noone will reply.



Aaaaaaarrrrggghhh run away, noone is coming!
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 18:47, closed)
*takes noone of ignore*
Agggghhhhh!!!

The internet is breaking all around us!!!!!!!
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:30, closed)
Is this some sort of pissing contest?
If so, I'm ignoring a lot more people than you (46, at the last count). Will there be a prize?
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:02, closed)
I'd love to enter this contest
but unfortunately (a) I am a weak cunt and (b) I have you on ignore so I can't even see this post.
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:03, closed)
I have put out my own eyes,
so that I cannot see ANYTHING AT ALL.

I will win, and you will lose.
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:23, closed)
Yeah?
Well I'm ignoring your mum
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:58, closed)
So am I.
She's a right cunt.
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:39, closed)
*Clicks*
Bravo sir, bravo.
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:03, closed)
Well played sir.
*retreats to safe distance*
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:11, closed)
omg

(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:30, closed)
Shambo
Stop the limp wrist responses and MTFU


(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:21, closed)
Stale homophobia is stale.

(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:35, closed)
What
happened to BGN doc?
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:46, closed)
You're still here.

(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 19:46, closed)
how come I am seeing 487 replies on the QOTW page
but can only see 12 of them when I come here?
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:30, closed)
Because you're innumerate?

(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:38, closed)

www.kineticnorth.com/StuffAndTing/b3ta/YHBI/Default.aspx
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:51, closed)

Yeah - I know it was a bit flouncey, but I'd have laughed if someone else had posted it :)
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:17, closed)
Recycling
Old stuff badge, to lazy to think of a response?
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:22, closed)
Hey, I'm not wasting new material on Internet Seriousness.

(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 18:51, closed)
troll is troll is troll is troll is

(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:30, closed)
*titters*
That sounds a bit like "trolleys" which is a childish term for underwear.
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:40, closed)
trolley trolleys
Don't feed the trolleys
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:55, closed)
Can I poo in them?

(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:58, closed)
You can do what you like with the trolley
Just like postboxes - as long as consent is established, and the trolley is in heat you may do as you wish.
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:59, closed)
Waitrose disagrees.
:(
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:01, closed)
Health & Safety, innit?
Someone's dad nobbed one of their trolleys, once, and lost a lung.
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:42, closed)
I've just checked and I'm currently ignoring 20 people.
Some of them have apparently long since stopped posting and I think some others must have posted five messages maximum on QOTW, but it was enough to trigger my 'instacunt' alarm.

During last week's invasion by the /talk cockroaches I started to get used to seeing posts with "25 replies" but only five actual messages.
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:47, closed)
You are a pitiful excuse for a human being
And I've had all three of your fathers.

(waits to be added to prestigious ignore list).
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:02, closed)
I thought it said "Unicorn"
Which would be quite a cool option.
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:24, closed)
I don't have anybody on ignore
Because it's the internet and if someone puts something that pisses me off, I can't seem to care. Just words on the internet isn't it?

They should rename the ignore option to "I'm a big pansy and I don't like what this person says on the internet"
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:30, closed)
It would be one fucking huge button though wouldn't it?

(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 18:43, closed)
It can be shortened to the
'Boo hoo' button
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:37, closed)
I thought
these were all the same person...
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 18:59, closed)
I don't even know who the fuck you are, and I certainly don't remember ever speaking to you.

(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 21:43, closed)


(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 21:48, closed)
Seriously JMG, who the fuck is this?

(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 21:50, closed)
No idea.
But it was probably a VERY serious day over at his bedsit.
I'm insanely popular.


I think he just wants us to notice him.
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 21:52, closed)
i have literally no idea who you are.
good luck with not reading this.
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:06, closed)
And
what exactly isn't your fucking problem with me then?
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:11, closed)

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