Well, B3ta colleagues...

(luckybluecoat, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:29, 53 replies)

Well
this has all the hallmarks of ending well...


*gets popcorn*
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:36, closed)

Got any wine gums?
Is it just me, or does 'unignore' look weird?
( snee held his breath since, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:47, closed)

Yep
I mean, what is an Unignore?
Something like a flying arse with cucumbers for arms and a cauliflower for a single eye.
(SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:09, closed)

Reading that...
I thought I was having a flashback at first...
( snee held his breath since, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:15, closed)

I've clicked your reply
Because I like it.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:19, closed)

Something with a single
gnore?
( argyleblanket The man on the roof works for me, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:21, closed)

I've almost got a horizontal line

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:46, closed)

Be sure to tell everyone.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:49, closed)

The only person i'm ignoring
is a guy called Noone, can't even remember why, does he still post?

Anyway yes, /talk haven't noticed this yet so I expect this thread to get a bit busy in 5,4,3,2,1 boom.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 14:53, closed)

I got that one too...

( snee held his breath since, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:00, closed)

hehe, you too!
He must a be a right cunt, only person I have ever ignored....
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:05, closed)

he is a cunt.
dont take him off ignore or the internet will literally break.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:55, closed)

Haha!

(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:31, closed)

But if noone ever finds out what will you do then?
Noone will care.
Noone will listen.
Noone will reply.



Aaaaaaarrrrggghhh run away, noone is coming!
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Wed 9 Mar 2011, 18:47, closed)

*takes noone of ignore*
Agggghhhhh!!!

The internet is breaking all around us!!!!!!!
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 9:30, closed)

Is this some sort of pissing contest?
If so, I'm ignoring a lot more people than you (46, at the last count). Will there be a prize?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:02, closed)

I'd love to enter this contest
but unfortunately (a) I am a weak cunt and (b) I have you on ignore so I can't even see this post.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:03, closed)

I have put out my own eyes,
so that I cannot see ANYTHING AT ALL.

I will win, and you will lose.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:23, closed)

Yeah?
Well I'm ignoring your mum
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:58, closed)

So am I.
She's a right cunt.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:39, closed)

*Clicks*
Bravo sir, bravo.
( Trollman, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:03, closed)

Well played sir.
*retreats to safe distance*
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:11, closed)

omg

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:30, closed)

Shambo
Stop the limp wrist responses and MTFU


( Trollman, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:21, closed)

Stale homophobia is stale.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:35, closed)

What
happened to BGN doc?
( Trollman, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:46, closed)

You're still here.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 19:46, closed)

how come I am seeing 487 replies on the QOTW page
but can only see 12 of them when I come here?
( buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:30, closed)

Because you're innumerate?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:38, closed)

www.kineticnorth.com/StuffAndTing/b3ta/YHBI/Default.aspx
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:51, closed)

Yeah - I know it was a bit flouncey, but I'd have laughed if someone else had posted it :)
(luckybluecoat, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:17, closed)

Recycling
Old stuff badge, to lazy to think of a response?
( Trollman, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:22, closed)

Hey, I'm not wasting new material on Internet Seriousness.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 18:51, closed)

troll is troll is troll is troll is

( rofl harris, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:30, closed)

*titters*
That sounds a bit like "trolleys" which is a childish term for underwear.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:40, closed)

trolley trolleys
Don't feed the trolleys
( rofl harris, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:55, closed)

Can I poo in them?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:58, closed)

You can do what you like with the trolley
Just like postboxes - as long as consent is established, and the trolley is in heat you may do as you wish.
( rofl harris, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:59, closed)

Waitrose disagrees.
:(
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:01, closed)

Health & Safety, innit?
Someone's dad nobbed one of their trolleys, once, and lost a lung.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:42, closed)

I've just checked and I'm currently ignoring 20 people.
Some of them have apparently long since stopped posting and I think some others must have posted five messages maximum on QOTW, but it was enough to trigger my 'instacunt' alarm.

During last week's invasion by the /talk cockroaches I started to get used to seeing posts with "25 replies" but only five actual messages.
( .Yeti., Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:47, closed)

You are a pitiful excuse for a human being
And I've had all three of your fathers.

(waits to be added to prestigious ignore list).
(sabre-tooth monkey, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:02, closed)

I thought it said "Unicorn"
Which would be quite a cool option.
(Mean Mad Mutski, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:24, closed)

I don't have anybody on ignore
Because it's the internet and if someone puts something that pisses me off, I can't seem to care. Just words on the internet isn't it?

They should rename the ignore option to "I'm a big pansy and I don't like what this person says on the internet"
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:30, closed)

It would be one fucking huge button though wouldn't it?

( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Wed 9 Mar 2011, 18:43, closed)

It can be shortened to the
'Boo hoo' button
( Not Pineapple anymore, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:37, closed)

I thought
these were all the same person...
(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Wed 9 Mar 2011, 18:59, closed)

I don't even know who the fuck you are, and I certainly don't remember ever speaking to you.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 21:43, closed)

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 9 Mar 2011, 21:48, closed)

Seriously JMG, who the fuck is this?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 21:50, closed)

No idea.
But it was probably a VERY serious day over at his bedsit.
I'm insanely popular.


I think he just wants us to notice him.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 9 Mar 2011, 21:52, closed)

i have literally no idea who you are.
good luck with not reading this.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:06, closed)

And
what exactly isn't your fucking problem with me then?
( Not Pineapple anymore, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 11:11, closed)