
Bathory asks: What was the most scared you've ever been? How brown were your pants?
( , Thu 5 Apr 2012, 13:32)
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It was the late 70's / early 80's. I was but a tiny Pooflake, waiting to watch Tiswas or whatever. Occasionally, to pass the time, I would flick through the 2 other channels available...and I would see this:

Something about it used to just scare the living bejeezus out of me. At first I thought it was merely the sinister look of the kid...up to no good that be-atch I reckon...
But then...look closer - There is a nought and a cross on the blackboard. This suggests that the bastard 'freaky clown thing' is not only alive, but has HAD A TURN AT NOUGHTS AND FUCKING CROSSES!
Honestly, I'd prefer to think that the girl (who isn't even looking at what she is doing by the way...EVIL I tells ya) is some sort of loonball schizo, rather than consider the prospect of Chucky's creepier uncle dabbling with board games on TV. *shudders*
What the moistened fuck were they thinking putting this on?
( , Wed 11 Apr 2012, 0:55, 21 replies)

More kids are frightened of them than those that are not.
( , Wed 11 Apr 2012, 1:04, closed)

*sits crouched in corner, rocking back and forth*
( , Wed 11 Apr 2012, 8:43, closed)

As a child I didnt see the body of the clown as being just that - it always looked like a green skull with a pink nose looking towards the girl. The yellow buttons looked like spots of light shining off the skull.
I still have difficulty seeing it as a clown body.
( , Wed 11 Apr 2012, 3:00, closed)

I used to think it was down to my crap 70's TV making it look like an odd novelty ballon smeared with plasticine and ectoplasm, but now I can see what you mean about the skull...
*shudders more*
( , Wed 11 Apr 2012, 8:47, closed)

If I click, will you make it stop?
( , Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:55, closed)

after watching Killer Clowns From Outer Space, I had to stop playing Sonic 2, as the music from the mine level was too similar to that of the film.
( , Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:42, closed)

I don't know whether to be excited or horrifed to receive that knowledge...
( , Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:47, closed)

being hollowed out and used as a puppet. Typical bad horror fare, it's somewhat amusing.
( , Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:51, closed)

un-fucking-believable - even for 1988
There's even a cocking sequel!
( , Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:07, closed)

It's fucking shit. The idea is great but it's just thrown away. The actors don't treat it seriously enough to make it a proper b-movie, if that makes sense.
( , Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:15, closed)

I would like to think the the freaky girl isn't holding chalk, she is starting to make a fist, before punching that fucking hideous clown thing right in its scarycunt face. That's why she's smirking
( , Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:49, closed)

that they used this to scare the bejesus out of Sam Tyler in Life on Mars.
( , Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:15, closed)

Managed to make it twice as fucking scary, too.
( , Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:45, closed)

but I did feel well sorry for her, having to play noughts and crosses by herself cos she had no friends.
( , Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:48, closed)

( , Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:47, closed)
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