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Bathory asks: What was the most scared you've ever been? How brown were your pants?

(, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 13:32)
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Oh god I've just remembered this...

It was the late 70's / early 80's. I was but a tiny Pooflake, waiting to watch Tiswas or whatever. Occasionally, to pass the time, I would flick through the 2 other channels available...and I would see this:

Something about it used to just scare the living bejeezus out of me. At first I thought it was merely the sinister look of the kid...up to no good that be-atch I reckon...

But then...look closer - There is a nought and a cross on the blackboard. This suggests that the bastard 'freaky clown thing' is not only alive, but has HAD A TURN AT NOUGHTS AND FUCKING CROSSES!

Honestly, I'd prefer to think that the girl (who isn't even looking at what she is doing by the way...EVIL I tells ya) is some sort of loonball schizo, rather than consider the prospect of Chucky's creepier uncle dabbling with board games on TV. *shudders*

What the moistened fuck were they thinking putting this on?
(, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 0:55, 21 replies)
You're not the only one.
(, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 1:04, closed)
why do clowns even exist?
More kids are frightened of them than those that are not.
(, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 1:04, closed)

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(, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 2:41, closed)

*sits crouched in corner, rocking back and forth*
(, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 8:43, closed)

As a child I didnt see the body of the clown as being just that - it always looked like a green skull with a pink nose looking towards the girl. The yellow buttons looked like spots of light shining off the skull.

I still have difficulty seeing it as a clown body.
(, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 3:00, closed)
I was going to say something about the 'body'...

I used to think it was down to my crap 70's TV making it look like an odd novelty ballon smeared with plasticine and ectoplasm, but now I can see what you mean about the skull...

*shudders more*
(, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 8:47, closed)
Too right. Everyone knows
the cross goes in the middle to start!
(, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 7:51, closed)
This hard.
Freakier than a /talk bash this picture.
(, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 8:33, closed)
This brings back horrible memories
If I click, will you make it stop?
(, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:55, closed)
I'm not scared of clowns but,
after watching Killer Clowns From Outer Space, I had to stop playing Sonic 2, as the music from the mine level was too similar to that of the film.
(, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:42, closed)
There's really a film called "Killer Clowns From Outer Space"?...

I don't know whether to be excited or horrifed to receive that knowledge...
(, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:47, closed)
If memory serves, it has John Vernon in it,
being hollowed out and used as a puppet. Typical bad horror fare, it's somewhat amusing.
(, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 10:51, closed)
Well shag me ragged!...
un-fucking-believable - even for 1988

There's even a cocking sequel!
(, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:07, closed)
Don't bother
It's fucking shit. The idea is great but it's just thrown away. The actors don't treat it seriously enough to make it a proper b-movie, if that makes sense.
(, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 20:15, closed)
Looking at this now i'm older
I would like to think the the freaky girl isn't holding chalk, she is starting to make a fist, before punching that fucking hideous clown thing right in its scarycunt face. That's why she's smirking
(, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 12:49, closed)
I Totally
(, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 14:52, closed)
I think it's no coincidence
that they used this to scare the bejesus out of Sam Tyler in Life on Mars.
(, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 15:15, closed)
And surprisingly
Managed to make it twice as fucking scary, too.
(, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:45, closed)

(, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 23:19, closed)
It never occurred to me that the clown was alive
but I did feel well sorry for her, having to play noughts and crosses by herself cos she had no friends.
(, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:48, closed)

(, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 22:47, closed)

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