I lost....
My wallet one time in London after some cretin grabbed it when i was paying for something on Tottenham Court Road.

Chased that f*cker for ages.
(scotsbloke, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:06, 3 replies)

I lost...
...my chance to write the last post.
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:03, Reply)

Waiting
for this question to change is almost as boring as reading all those Star Wars/2000AD/Transformers posts.




Almost.



















Last?
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 15:02, Reply)

More comics...
However she did throw out my Battle Action Force & Battle Storm Force comics....now they were good, especially liked Charley's War and Johnny Red.

Anyone got any scans of them?
(Lip Up Fatty Fatty Reggae still loves BBQ food on, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:51, 1 reply)

at long...
Last
(wrigglesworth, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:50, Reply)

for certain it should be....
...for someone whom stumbles across that peculiar lick of fate.


#Waits and hopes#



nyyaaaah!

off to a meeting now so this is my final punt
( bazza van der trance , ooh baby baby, baby baby. Get up on this., Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:50, Reply)

Comics...
Yeah yeah usual guff aobut mum throwing comics out....

Spent a fortune buying them (all teh Punisher titles, Ghost Rider etc) and they are now worthless anyway!

But I did get them all back as scanned cbr files off the internet :o)
(Lip Up Fatty Fatty Reggae still loves BBQ food on, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:49, Reply)

really it should be for
...for someone whom stumbles across that peculiar lick of fate.


#Waits and hopes#
( bazza van der trance , ooh baby baby, baby baby. Get up on this., Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:48, Reply)

Does
anyone know if that poor sod who was listening to Celine Dion last week, is ok.

Did he recover, or is he in a state of shock?
(dchurch bah, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:47, Reply)

Thrown out....
I was when I was 16...

sniff
(Lip Up Fatty Fatty Reggae still loves BBQ food on, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:46, Reply)

last post should be..
...for someone whom stumbles across that peculiar lick of fate.


#Waits and hopes#



nyyaaaah!
( bazza van der trance , ooh baby baby, baby baby. Get up on this., Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:44, Reply)

Quick one before it closes
Not me, but a nurse in a hospital a mate works in:
A baby's finger. She was snipping a bandage of a 6 month old's hand, managed to take one of the baby's fingers off in the process and binned it with the hazardous waste.

Beat that!
(ScousersPet, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:32, 9 replies)

Vitamin N
I'm an addict. I love my nicotine, but I started to grow weary of the expense, the smell and the having to go outside constantly to light up. If only there was another way, I thought - and then I discovered powdered tobacco, inhaled through the nose. What a wonderful idea! All the nicotine-y goodness of cigarettes with none of the tar-filled lungs, wheezing and fumes. I rushed out to buy some immediately, but sadly in my haste I made a foolish error that ruined the experience for me forever - I poured some into my cupped hands and inhaled it through my mouth.

When I'd finished expelling the mess I made in my lungs, I decided to throw away the snuff I'd huffed and coughed.

I'm back on the fags now.

Am I last?

Oh, for fuck's sakes, not even a *spang*? I don't know why I bother.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:31, 5 replies)

Stusut79's love
Its gone. Gone forever.

and I weep for it.
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:30, 12 replies)

I Lost
The Game.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:28, 3 replies)

a testicle.
I lost my left ball.

The other, is in the Albert Hall.

Apparently.

regards,
A Hitler.
(nappy rash, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:23, 2 replies)

i won
YOU lost
last?
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:22, Reply)

no you lost
.
(PaulGadd -, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:22, Reply)

I imagine you're all trying to get the last post or something?
Well you all lost.
(chalmo, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:20, Reply)

patience
is the answer for the mighty b3ta gods decide who is last and they voted for me
(PaulGadd -, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:11, Reply)

i lost access to this website
www.electricretard.com

:(
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:11, 3 replies)

last post
Once upon a time, I was walking down the street...when I, umm, tripped and landing headfirst into a drain.

then.....a car came by and ran me over...and

and....

and....

continue the story :)
(scotsbloke, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:09, 1 reply)

word to your mother
word to your mother
(Stop Bloody Antivirus Pro 2009, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:08, Reply)

what rhymes with
Blast

mast

cast

fast
?
?
?


It is,

of course


LAST!!!!

EDIT: poor joke, but just saying 'last' is just boring.

EDIT: EDIT: still didnt work.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:08, Reply)

Bugger
I'm such a loser.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:08, 2 replies)

congrats to strangeboy123
*cheers & claps*
(scotsbloke, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:07, Reply)

page 16 and last
..
EDIT: horaay
(PaulGadd -, Thu 21 Aug 2008, 14:07, Reply)