Irritate rabbits
By nicking all their fags and make-up.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 13:42, Reply)

get your own back on monkeys at the zoo
by dropping a nutty chunk and then throwing the steaming turdburger at them the little hairy primate bastard
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 11:30, Reply)

Stupid, aggressively violent chavs that like starting fights
Make sure it's clear that you're only ever the innocent victim, by informing people that you don't like trouble, but you'll stand your ground if necessary.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 9:53, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

when engaging in a battle of wits
make sure your opponent is suitable less clever than you
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 9:39, Reply)

Annoy U2 fans
by telling them that The Edge has just been outed as a paedophile
(bunglist, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 8:04, Reply)

Lie back naked, with a hard-on
on top of Everest.

Undoubtedly the top tip in the world.
(speedevil, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 23:27, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Annoy U2 fans
by telling them that the Lockheed SR-71 is far superior.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:26, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

annoy U2 fans
....that is all
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 17:58, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Pearl divers.
Save energy on the way down by holding some bricks.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:20, Reply)

local newspaper editors
when telling the story of a pensioner who recieves an unexpectedly high gas bill that they have no chance of paying, make sure that you get a picture of them holding up the bill, in case your readership have no fucking idea what a gas bill looks like.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 15:07, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Trying to sleep but someone's snoring?
Simply tug their bedclothes until they are uncovered. They will move to get covered up again and this will stop them snoring.
(Smale is stuffed, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 13:37, 6 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Never lose your car keys
Simply leave them in the ignition
(Smale is stuffed, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:28, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Annoy U2 fans
by grinding their iPhones down to an abrasive dust, sticking it to paper and using it to "sandpaper" off all their skin.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 12:26, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Annoy U2 fans
by throwing dog shit at their houses
(bunglist, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 8:02, Reply)

Brains
When your owner has had insomnia for more than a week and has had about ten hours sleep in total during that time, why not, on the one night he is feeling tired keep him awake by making him hallucinate in the dimly lit bedroom. For extra shits and giggles make him hear noises and voices and the faint sound of a song he might know but cant quite guess.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 3:14, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Annoy U2 fans
By reminding them they are shit.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 3:01, Reply)

Annoy U2 fans
by ringing their doorbells and then running away.
(bunglist, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 0:05, Reply)

Annoy U2 Fans
by asking them what instrument Francis Gary Powers plays in the band...
(SonoraAeroClub "OH SWEET HELEN OF BALLS!", Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:14, Reply)

Office Workers
what better way to let your fellow colleagues realise just how much busier and therefore important than them you are than by exhaling loudly at frequent intervals...
(SonoraAeroClub "OH SWEET HELEN OF BALLS!", Mon 13 Jun 2011, 21:11, Reply)

Don't waste time and money
If you've text her four pictures of your cock and she's still not replied with a picture of her fanny, then it's not going to happen.
(bunglist, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 13:13, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

avoid being called a
pathetic excuse for a piss head by turning in to work on a monday and surprising every one
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:15, Reply)

heavey drinkers avoid the monday morning hangovers
by staying in bed till tuesday
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:06, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

A waistcoat
makes an ideal jacket for people with no arms. Likewise shorts are perfect trousers for those with no legs.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:06, Reply)

a face mask made from
clingfilm stops people talking to "them"
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:05, Reply)

A hat made from tin-foil
Prevents 'them' from reading your thoughts.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:04, Reply)

Prevent stomach cramps and the shits
By not buying food from a converted ambulance after a night out.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:02, Reply)

Ferrari F1 fans take out your
disappointment at not winning a race again by blaming other drivers for your own drivers mistakes



again
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 23:02, Reply)

Mannequins
Make ideal 'friends' for people that practice clown skills.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 22:59, Reply)

Drinking gin through a straw
makes it much easier to explain to your wife why you did such a thing.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 22:56, 1 reply, 14 years ago)