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Learn how to proofread.
(iamdoingapooasisignup, Sat 2 Jul 2011, 14:01, 7 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Remember Stuff
by using your mind...
(SonoraAeroClub "OH SWEET HELEN OF BALLS!", Sat 2 Jul 2011, 2:28, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Dishwasher filter a bit manky?
Use a washing up brush to clean off the worst of the gloop from your crockery, cutlery and pans before loading them into the dishwasher.
( wakeupandsmellthebacon, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 22:02, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Ask people on Facebook to follow you on Twitter.
Twat that you've updated your Facebook status, and then text all your friends to let them know you've done so. Take out a fucking radio ad campaign at the same time, directing people to your page, and make sure the update is something along the lines of what you had for lunch, or what your ugly, idiot child just did.

Extra marks for using a photo of said child as your fucking avatar.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 15:50, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Washing up brush a bit manky?
Stick it in the dishwasher*.

And if you buy a second brush, you'll have a spare for when the other is being washed.

*It's probably not worth buying a dishwasher just to clean your manky washing up brush, though.
( wakeupandsmellthebacon, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 15:43, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Laminate your beard
to make a handy bib
(Monkey the Chicken Twitter: death_stairs, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 15:34, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

for a hardcore (and tasty) version of the standard game of Jenga
play using Twiglets instead
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 1 Jul 2011, 15:31, Reply)

Annoy bungalow owners
by sending them hundreds of Stannah stairlift brochures on a daily basis
(Monkey the Chicken Twitter: death_stairs, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 15:30, Reply)

Staple two sides of a duvet together
to make an ideal sleeping bag.
(Monkey the Chicken Twitter: death_stairs, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 15:28, Reply)

A rubber walrus costume
makes for an ideal Hulk Hogan fancy dress costume
(Monkey the Chicken Twitter: death_stairs, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 15:24, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Let people know you have updated your Facebook status
by tweeting it on Twitter
(Smale is stuffed, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 14:30, Reply)

Let people know exactly what you're up to
by blogging about it on Twitter.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 10:35, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Let people know exactly what you're up to
by updating your Facebook status throughout the day.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 10:23, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

under no circumstances should autosol car polish be a substitute for anusol

( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 17:50, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

make a wank
Feel more sordid by taking your wedding ring off first.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 16:24, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Poundland
Change your name to £1.05land, and use the extra money to actually employ some staff so that people can get served in less than 25 minutes.
(ChaRleyTroniC is invincible with his chips and cheese, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:49, Reply)

Manufacturers of Cocktail Umbrellas...
...consider changing your product name to 'Cocktail Parasoles' as they are not actually waterproof and so, useless as an umbrella, be it for a tiny human or small rodent.
(Monkey the Chicken Twitter: death_stairs, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:44, Reply)

Film Directors
Cast vegetarians as zombies or AIDs sufferers, as they look pretty similar.
(Monkey the Chicken Twitter: death_stairs, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:42, Reply)

Invest in a Power Monkey
They're only about £20-30. Then, charge it all day at work.
In the evening, take it home with you and use it to charge your mobile phone, camera etc etc, thus eventually saving yourself money on electricity bills
(Monkey the Chicken Twitter: death_stairs, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:40, Reply)

asda instant chocolate pudding mix should never be used as an anal lubricunt

( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 14:34, Reply)

Keep your eyes peeled when flying over Norfolk
otherwise you won't see the fenny bit.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 13:47, Reply)

Watch a decent horror movie right to the end
Or you won't see the scary bit.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 13:33, Reply)

Kangaroos make ideal "sheep" for giants.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 13:32, Reply)

Dwarf Rabbits make ideal rabbits for dwarves.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 13:21, Reply)

Rabbits make ideal "sheep" for dwarves.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 12:20, Reply)

promote paranoia and other feelings of inadaqw inadda in add a qw low self esteem
by being a grammar Nazi and persecuting the lowest common denominator
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 12:08, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Don't forget to pick on Fluffybunnykiller's every single minor spelling and grammatical mistake
or you'll not see The Bunny fit.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 12:01, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

avoid punctuation and corect spelling
by being me
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:53, Reply)

when facing a line of toilet cubicles, create the frisson of danger by engaging in Russian Poo-lette
pick a cubicle and resolve use it no matter what disgusting monstrosity of a turd is already waiting in the bowl full of blocked paper.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 30 Jun 2011, 9:57, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Stifle the evolution of language by ticking off anyone who doesn't adhere to the rules of grammar and spelling.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 8:34, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)