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rob, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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Credit crunchSave even more money on toilet paper by crapping at work.
Tot up how much you spend on toilet paper a year. Surprising isn't it?
Plus, if you buy the Tesco Value paper, it has the added benefit of being kinder on your starfish.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 9:29,
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latest was 16 years ago)
pluscrapping at work means you are actually getting paid to take a dump. Joy!
Edit: Thinking about it, I actually went 3 times yesterday. With an average of 5 minutes per trip that means I got paid a 1/4 hour of wages for dropping the kids off at the pool.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 10:08, Reply)
Crapping at workUsed to be more fun before they switched to the hard crunchy paper about a week ago. A sure sign of the credit crunch if ever I saw one...
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 11:51, Reply)
heheheDoes the credit crunch mean we'll be getting even more things replaced with crunchy versions? Crunchy bread is amusing :)
(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 0:12, Reply)
Work PooCheck out Mr Ceri Poo Timer - stick in your salary, clicky, go for poo, com back & be told how much the company has just paid you to shit your ring.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 12:58, Reply)
my work toilethas an in-built warm water spray that washes yer arse after a dump, 5 levels of pressure, ranging from light mist to power blaster. Great for the morning after the night before...
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 3:02, Reply)
Lucky bastards!Dunno why, but I find myself unable to have a 'Brad Pitt' at work or any public place for that matter.
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 13:45, Reply)
Pooing.I always take my shits at work or if I'm visiting relatives. I stink and have garnered quite a bad reputation, but those sheets quickly add up to pounds!
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 15:28, Reply)
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