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(, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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Banknote fun

Step One: Using your preferred method, collect some human spunk.

Step Two: Using a small paint-brush, write the message of your choice, or a simple design on a banknote.

Step Three: After waiting for the 'invisible ink' to dry, put the note back into circulation.

Step Four: Some poor bugger presents the note somewhere where a UV light is used and the message is revealed.

This method could also be used by the more mischievous of you to adorn your friends' clothes before heading for a nightclub that uses UV light.
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 11:29, 14 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Or...
Just use a UV pen.
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 11:43, Reply)
But...
...where's the fun in that?
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 12:01, Reply)
Che has a point
combining practical jokes with a wank is win-win.
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 12:52, Reply)
I went through a stage
where I had a UV pen, and I used it to draw a beard and glasses on the Queen and a speech bubble on every character on the back so they were saying expletives. On every single banknote I had until the pen ran out.

Seeing people react to the Queen is one thing, but when they saw Michael Faraday and Charles Dickens saying 'Pissflaps', their face was a picture.
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:01, Reply)
Should have guessed...
...you'd been there before me!
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 13:58, Reply)
ahh but
a UV pen is one thing, but using spunk is a whole different league. When you hand someone a banknote, you get the chance to have a titter and maybe tell them whatever it is that's fluorescing.
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 16:56, Reply)
I want a UV pen now.
NOW!
(, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 14:32, Reply)
you have one
between your legs
(, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 4:36, Reply)
When uni gave me a UV pen to mark all my belongings
I spent the next few months writing "FAKE" in big letters across any banknotes I came across.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 10:44, Reply)
This is a
good top tip

I'm wanking as I write this.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 13:30, Reply)
The message should simply read
"I wrote this message with my own spunk"
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 15:17, Reply)
How about
"Spunk shows up under UV"

Should give them a couple of moments before the dolly-zoom moment.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 18:05, Reply)
British spys in WW2
actually used spunk as an invisible ink to smuggle messages across nazi occupied europe.

Fact.
(, Sun 20 Sep 2009, 18:29, Reply)
Lioncash!

(, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 18:18, Reply)

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