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by having the power to freeze time. Also this allows you beat people up you don't like.

and allows you to rape people indiscriminately.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 18:20, 12 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Does freezing time mean frozen in place people?
If so, they would be stiff & strong as iron & could not be beaten (at least couldn't cause damage) or raped as it would be like trying to rape a vagina shaped opening in rock.

Out in the open food or money could be taken, then used when time is unfrozen.
(barrycounty, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 2:03, Reply)

I think
you've been thinking about this too much
(Smale is stuffed, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 8:10, Reply)

You've got to take a religious approach
and ignore the 'elephant in the room' style plot-holes in the idea. Otherwise you end up with a situation where there is no electricity, gas or water supply. Would it only apply to you? If so, your clothes would be stiff, solid and immovable. As would the air in your lungs.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 10:24, Reply)

Exactly.
I would go and move trampolenes from under the 'mid-air-frozen-bouncers' and manipulate innapropriate people into strange sexual positions - mostly so I could see their faces when time is restarted.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 12:02, Reply)

And it would be very, very cold

(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 15:55, Reply)

so that's why I have a sore bum

( Sextant goes to him is emotionally erect, on this day, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:34, Reply)

What do you mean by "freeze time"?
Do you mean "freeze things so they don't move or change during the passage of time"?
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 15:35, Reply)

Is it possible to get anything that cold?

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 16:34, Reply)

as in hit the pause button
Did you ever see "Bernard's Watch"?
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 20:18, Reply)

fun it was
sometimes I wish I had that watch


mostly when im out of cash and starving as well
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 9:37, Reply)

This
was my formative years trying-to-get-to-sleep fantasy. I had it all worked out.

I could "step out of time" and into an alternative time stream, where only I moved along and could do whatever I wanted, then when I returned to normal time, everything would return to exactly how it had been.

It was as I got older and realised I was basically trying to legitimise rape, murder and pillage that I stopped finding it such a pleasant fantasy. Still, I would have been able to see norks!
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Sat 27 Mar 2010, 16:00, Reply)

I like norks.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 28 Mar 2010, 14:28, Reply)