If you know you're going to break up with someone....
You may as well try your luck and get some freaky sex shit going on before you dump them...
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 22:38, 8 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Ha ha
I tried this and got kicked out of a house in Bolton very late at night in very cold weather, after all the trains home had stopped running. Arse.
(Smale is stuffed, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 8:28, Reply)

"you know I've always found your daughter very attractive"

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:53, Reply)

So true...
The Paul McCartney Finish:
- when being blown, just before the vinegars, start shouting 'beep-beep 'n' beep-beep'. When she pauses and looks up, shout 'yeah!' and jizz up her nose.

The Patrick Bateman:
- take her from behind, facing a mirror. Maintain sombre face and point at yourself in the mirror. Make sure she sees.

The Rodeo:
- take her from behind. Call her a man's name. See how long you can stay on.

Or just dunk your junk in her yogurt.
(Clerk T Hazarde are all the wine, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 21:12, Reply)

Your definition of freaky = my definition of normal. One of us needs help...
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 22:12, Reply)

I clicked this just for the "Paul McCartney"!
(brutal stack Raided the beeves of Apollo on, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 0:13, Reply)

o! That's what my ex boyfriend did to me a couple of days before sending me a text saying 'we need to talk' I will recognise this if it happens again and get my text in first! Because I am mature like that :)
( curvylittlegoth heard the voices in your head on, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 17:07, Reply)

and what did you get up to?

(waxdart hello., Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:41, Reply)