Fuck off the fucking pavements
You cycling wankers. Just throw yourselves in front of a fucking car.

Then pay road tax.

Then fuck off some more.
(Chickenwire social lubricator extraordinaire, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:15, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Or maybe wear earmuffs and cycle s-l-o-w-l-y in the middle of the lane without looking behind/using mirrors and act all surprised that the bus that has been crawling behind you for the last 3 minutes has the temerity to beep you waking you out of your stupor!!!
( Vambo, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 21:16, Reply)

My daughter was out on her bike
a couple of weeks ago. Some wanker in his Vectra cut her up and she nearly fell off, leaving a massive graze up the back of her leg.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 11:00, Reply)

You need
to hunt that Vectra down in your Honda Accord of justice, and fist that wanker Chuck Norris style.
( Sextant goes to him is emotionally erect, on this day, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 7:47, Reply)

Road tax?
You mean vehicle excise duty?
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 16:22, Reply)