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hospitals clean the instruments that they use to operate on people by putting them in boiling water for 10 minutes, so a budgies arse on your raw spaghetti shouldn't really be any barrier to eating it.
( , Tue 4 Mar 2014, 12:37, 2 replies)

Marks and Spencer, double-irradiated, Melopsittacus undulatus birdshit.
( , Tue 4 Mar 2014, 13:44, closed)

Fuck the food hygiene law, he'd say, wrap the thing up and mark it down. The customers are going to boil the stuff anyway.
Oh, so all the dirt and other shit that's got into the bag just magically vanishes when placed into boiling water? was my normal reply.
Top tip: NEVER buy marked down frozen food unless it's clearly a short date issue
( , Tue 4 Mar 2014, 19:55, closed)

if your surgeons use instruments "boiled in water for 10 minutes". They get pressure-steamed or irradiated, not run through a fucking dishwasher.
( , Wed 5 Mar 2014, 1:02, closed)

nobody cooks spaghetti in an autoclave, so it wouldn't have made sense.
( , Wed 5 Mar 2014, 8:52, closed)

cover every base.
I think the only solution is to feed the budgie to the cat, then microwave the cat.
( , Thu 6 Mar 2014, 8:28, closed)

and a budgie's arse
( , Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:46, closed)
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