To be fair
hospitals clean the instruments that they use to operate on people by putting them in boiling water for 10 minutes, so a budgies arse on your raw spaghetti shouldn't really be any barrier to eating it.
(username failed moderation, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 12:37, 2 replies)

This isn't any birdshit,
this is sterilised birdshit.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 12:53, closed)

This is...
Marks and Spencer, double-irradiated, Melopsittacus undulatus birdshit.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 13:44, closed)

In my old supermarket job I frequently had this argument with my boss, who kept bollocking me for throwing away split bags of frozen veg.
Fuck the food hygiene law, he'd say, wrap the thing up and mark it down. The customers are going to boil the stuff anyway.
Oh, so all the dirt and other shit that's got into the bag just magically vanishes when placed into boiling water? was my normal reply.

Top tip: NEVER buy marked down frozen food unless it's clearly a short date issue
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 19:55, closed)

Tell him to boil a shit and eat it.

(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:18, closed)

You must live in The North
if your surgeons use instruments "boiled in water for 10 minutes". They get pressure-steamed or irradiated, not run through a fucking dishwasher.
(SlantedScience, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 1:02, closed)

Yes, but
nobody cooks spaghetti in an autoclave, so it wouldn't have made sense.
(username failed moderation, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 8:52, closed)

I do.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 14:23, closed)

You can't expect me to
cover every base.

I think the only solution is to feed the budgie to the cat, then microwave the cat.
(username failed moderation, Thu 6 Mar 2014, 8:28, closed)

Pressure cooking spaghetti works just fine.

(speedevil, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 18:31, closed)

Only on b3ta would you get an argument involving a brain surgeon
and a budgie's arse
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 5 Mar 2014, 13:46, closed)

hahaha

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 16:39, closed)