mmm... sexy
Brian Molko from Placebo turns me on. He's got this sexy charisma thing happening, and even makes smoking look sexy. The strange hairstyles and homosexual skin-tight shirts showing muscle definition turn me on.

My bosses also turn me on. One is the sexy older man with stricking good looks, soft but well spoken and you just know he'd be a fantastic root because he seems to be the quiet type, and we ALL know the quiet types are the most kinky

my other boss turns me on with his mansmell and how he always brushes against me and has surprisingly soft skin for a man. He also has a large bulge which is only sure to grow once aroused. The fact that he gets pissed off easily also indicates to me that he'd be a good fuck..

god damn i need some now
(brotagaia, Sat 19 Feb 2005, 5:02, Reply)

mm this color
turns me on so much
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also any type of green color turns me on

i like scars too...

mmm and sitting on my clothes dryer!!!
I LOVE its warmth and its motion... ahhhh

certain smells definitely turn me on too...
like rain...
and how boys smell

i also used to fantasize about my kitty... and how good sex would be with him if he was a man

daggers turn me on too... mmmm

and CURRY!!! curry turns me on SOOO much
i was eating at my indian friend's house and i started making orgasm noises because the food was soooo good... maybe that's why i haven't been invited back
(celestie d'etoile, Sat 19 Feb 2005, 4:37, Reply)

Women WIth Brains Who Aren't Afraid To Use Them
Nothing better than a woman who knows her mind and doesn't mind using it, as long as there's loads of intelligence there.

People who aren't afraid to be ridiculous and know they look stupid. One of the most erotic experiences of my life was having a "silly dancing" competition where we tried to outspazz each other.

Oh, and women who aren't scared of their own bodies, and don't constantly walk around going "I'm SO Fat and disgusting...."
(domesticterrorist, Sat 19 Feb 2005, 2:54, Reply)

Amputees
Or the beautifully confused expression my girlfriend has when she's waking up. Ahhhhhh
(pitviper, Sat 19 Feb 2005, 1:59, Reply)

Crashing through
the patio doors at Kate Winslet's Milan apartment wearing a balacalva with 'ASS FUCKER' embroidered on it with a coil of barbed wire in one hand and a screwdriver in the other.

Ainslet Harriot having the top of his skull deftly hacked off with a machete then his brain scooped out and stuffed down the garbage disposal.

Spanking Shirley Manson (in the bright red wig) and then having a wank in her face with my bell-end casually flopping in and out of her open gob.
( routine has perfected burgers, Sat 19 Feb 2005, 1:50, Reply)

that look
when you see someone you recently had sex with across a room,and your eyes lock and you know they're remembering it.

Scars. Seriously. Not like third degree burn scars, I just love a tiny imperfection on really white,smooth skin. Oh yeah.

Guys with curly hair and dublin accents.
Girls with long black hair and bee-stung lips. Gotta be goth.'specially bi girls like me,tee hee
Being bitten,really really hard. nails on my back til it bleeds.
giving oral is my absolute favourite thing in the whole wide world.Theres this thing guys do, where their backs arch and their hands grab handfuls of the sheet and you can see they're about to come and are trying not to cry out.oh.my.god. LOVE IT
(Skarlett_nailz, Sat 19 Feb 2005, 1:44, Reply)

everything about my boyfriend
his cologne, how he smells after he comes in on a sunny warm day (i hate to say warmed flesh but thats probly it), morning hair, how when he (or i) combs it forward a bit he looks rather adolescent, his glasses, how he looks when hes seriously kissing me... yeah he gets an intense look that makes me swoon and i am such a sucker for it... his dirtyness since it contrasts totally with my lack of dirtyness, his little noises, his shoulder bones that poke out a little, his voice justkills me everytime i hear it (i think i need to stop now :^o )

oh and gordon freeman yeah the guy from half life, damn his pixels...

*embarassingly runs away*
(The Monkey's Significant Other, Sat 19 Feb 2005, 1:40, Reply)

Velma and Betty Rubble definitely;
also labels visible through blouses or above waistlines. They are so easy to hide or remove, it takes a special kind of sluttiness to let them show.
--
(etchi, Sat 19 Feb 2005, 1:38, Reply)

groping, ladies' boobies,

... and groping ladies' boobies.
( giant_squid, Sat 19 Feb 2005, 1:36, Reply)

here are mine...
Soft, round earlobes with a sort of light furry fuzz of hair on them
Certain voices (celebrity examples: Alan Rickman, Jude Law)
Accents (need not be furren - just different from the local)
Crooked smiles
Subtle, wicked eyebrow-raising or winking
Naughty e-mails or anything in written form
Dark brown eyes (especially where the difference between iris and pupil are almost indistinguishable)
The way men smell
Short hair that gets wavy/curly as it gets longer (I think it's because I have straight hair and I'm jealous and subconsciously want my descendants to have curly hair)
(foam rubber moai, Sat 19 Feb 2005, 1:25, Reply)

Well...
I have a thing about goth chicks..
( King Ralph is drunk, Sat 19 Feb 2005, 1:24, Reply)

gayness (muscles)
well, being a man...who likes men, i like a real display of muscles. Not just your normal 'Mens health' sixpackiness mind, i like bodybuilder types who have built themselves up so big they can hardly move. and want to get bigger. bigger the better. think "fat girls and feeders" but with muscle. on guys.
Ok, nurse! medication, now!
(sushipimp, Sat 19 Feb 2005, 0:50, Reply)

I saw...
this and thought of you the qotw.

Edit: Arses "Nein wiz ze hotlinking!" - www.randomimage.us/files/415b14d63d0ad.jpg paste it into your browser yourself.
(Letharge, Sat 19 Feb 2005, 0:28, Reply)

Seeing a girl
shove something up her cunt.
( Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 19 Feb 2005, 0:13, Reply)

Very Specialist Category,
The thought of a Pregnant Blonde Teen In just white Ancle socks peeing on my face,Before wacking me off with her feet really gets me goin, its haoppened to... well apart from the pregnant bit but theres still time XD
( One More Fatty on the pile since, Sat 19 Feb 2005, 0:10, Reply)

Totally, Kinetically Physical
The baby sharks nuzzle her legs with their sharp, sharp teeth as she fishes barefoot in the surf in the wee hours. She kicked me away just like the sharks, which makes me want her more.
(Perv With A Dog had his eyes pecked out by scrub jays on, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 23:59, Reply)

I'm really attracted
to short, short-haired nerdy girls who like androgynous rock trios and Starbucks coffee...just the sight of one makes me shoot my load so hard it leaks through to my trousers.

...though it must be said, I've only posted this to wind somebody up. Hopefully, it has worked.

Edit: yes, it has.

Edit edit: who's Dave?
( Malchick, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 23:48, Reply)

5 Times a week....
can't help finding Nemi in the Metro attractive.
(Chance1234 up for parole on, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 23:35, Reply)

kiddie fiddling
Not that I'd do it, or would like it in real life, but I always get turned on by thinking about kids getting stiffed up the arse. But only when I'm having a wank, otherwise it'd be weird....
(poomypoo, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 23:19, Reply)

Girls ...

putting on makeup
...with pigtails.
...with slightly (very slightly) wonky eyes.
...with delicate, deliberate hands, particularly if she is sitting up straight.

If I were to find a pigtailed girl, looking in a mirror sideways, putting on her lipstick, while sitting upright at a bathroom counter I would be completely overwhelmed and probably pass out.
( gp_guineapig, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 23:15, Reply)

Saw It Just Once
Belly dancer with a machine gun propped on her hip. Hollywood-style sex and power: breathtaking! Only thing missing was the chocolate....
(Perv With A Dog had his eyes pecked out by scrub jays on, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 22:52, Reply)

Vicars.
Young*, fresh out of vicar-school vicars, wearing a dog collar, in a church.

And I was brought up a strict Catholic!

*Edit - I mean 25 - 30. I'm no paedo.
(b3tasux, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 22:52, Reply)

Armpits.

( Herr Tezcat, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 22:35, Reply)

Checking my temperature.
My gal got a PVC nurse's uniform. Not for a sexual reason, but I like it, she feels nice in it and it makes my downstairs parts tingle, and I was surprised because I thought only chubby middle aged people liked PVC. When she came over for valentine's day she forgot it but we still had nice sex so it's all good.
(Gandylion, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 22:32, Reply)

got me a fairly new lady
last few months.
she purrs when shes comfortable nd falling asleep....mmmm
(Mildred is a slimy, double-crossing, no-good swindler, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 21:55, Reply)

I love it when
A girl blows bubblegum bubbles. She has to be around my age though or its just wrong and has no effect on me.
(Das UberWoo, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 21:28, Reply)

An old mate of mine (not me, I swear)
likes nothing better than getting pissed on by his wife. He told me delightful story once of when they were staying in a hotel, sat up late in the bar drinking and then off to bed for some watersports. He said the sugar content in her urine was so great after all the vodka and cokes she'd drunk that the next morning when he woke up the sheets were completely stuck to him.
( routine has perfected burgers, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 21:19, Reply)

I find it really nice
when people click my "I Like This!" button.
Prr.
( Malchick, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 19:37, Reply)