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I was Mordred writes, "I've been out of work for a while now... however, every cloud must have a silver lining. Tell us your stories of the upside to unemployment."

You can tell us about the unexpected downsides too if you want.

(, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 10:02)
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I once managed
to stuff five marbles inside my stretched foreskin and walk round the flat without dropping any.

I was very impressed.

When the lady at the Jobcentre reviewed my 'What have you done to find work diary', she didn't appear to share my enthusiasm...
(, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 16:57, 23 replies)
Ha ha ha!
Though I'm worried that my first thought was "5 eh? I wonder wether I could beat that?"
(, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 17:01, closed)
They were BIG
marbles too!
(, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 17:02, closed)
Hmm - Big marbles eh?
I probably won't try to beat that record then. Not unless I want to wind up in A&E explaining exactly why I've stitched my bulging foreskin full of marbles up.... "well, you see, it started on the internet...."
(, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 17:11, closed)
I can fit....
(, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 17:14, closed)
I once managed six pogs
and a slammer.
(, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 17:14, closed)

(, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 22:59, closed)
I haven't tried marbles yet.
But the Mrs. was quite impressed by the teaspooon Dalek. You jam the oval bit of a teaspoon into your foreskin and rotate the penis, exclaiming "EXTERMINATE".
At least, i think it was impressedness she was showing.

I really feel sorry for circumcisees. There are some pleasures they (or indeed their mrs.'s) will never get to experience.
(, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 17:24, closed)
Not entirely sure I understand the concept, but I'll keep an eye out for the instructional video!

(, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 17:34, closed)
You're obviously not circumcised...
....or are you?! That'd be a better party trick!

No need to show us though, not enough bleach.
(, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 17:45, closed)
I was circumcised...

they used my foreskin as a binliner at the hospital*

*may contain lies**

**In fact, all lies...except for the circumcised bit.
(, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 17:55, closed)
To be fair
It would be a shite binliner, due to the fact it would be like a tube. Unless they sewed it up at the bottom. This would probably go against some infection control policy....
(, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 22:04, closed)
I've only got a very small foreskin.
(, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 18:02, closed)
That's very good
The only thing I've ever managed to fit inside my foreskin was a bee. A dead bee. I was 6.
(, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 18:15, closed)
You sick sick sick
(, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 19:32, closed)
You say it
like it disgusts you.

I was young. I was curious. So was the bee.
(, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 22:02, closed)
Not digust
not at all...

just a strange sense of admiration...
(, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 23:16, closed)
It's at times like this I almost wish I was a guy.
(, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 18:36, closed)
Substitute Foreskin
for ladyparts, and you can fit a lot more that a few marbles or a teaspoon
(, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 19:46, closed)
What ^he said
Plus, I'm sure you'd be able to find someone who would lend you the use of their man parts for a while if you really wanted to engage in such activities.
(, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 19:52, closed)
I dunno.
Men seem to do a lot of stupid things with their willies. The only stupid thing a women can do with her bits is let the wrong guy near them.
(, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 20:31, closed)
or put
a condom filled with water then frozen into a block of ice up their vag.

But I wouldn't know about that. Not me.
(, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 0:57, closed)
Hardly needs saying...
pictures or it didn't happen.
(, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 11:37, closed)
oh it happened. But not to me. Go google it and fill your work computer with porn.
(, Sat 4 Apr 2009, 13:18, closed)

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