Nick Clegg
For giving us all something to rant about. Cheers Nicky, you're a top chap.
(Mr.Cunt whacked his knob out in Asda on, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:47, Reply)

Micheal Buble
...for not being Greek and not being able to pronounce his own name.

Oh, and for making shite, far-too-happy songs that saturate the radio on my way to work when I'm in no mood to be happy at all.
(dchurch bah, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 8:21, Reply)

Anyone
who asks "who's winning" when one is watching a cricket test match.

It invariably leads to having to explain the whole concept of cricket, the test match format, the series, how a test can be won, why it can end in a draw (yes, even after five days), why they don't play until there is a winner and most importantly why no one can be said to be winning especially after one hour of play on the first morning. Oh, I just missed that lbw appeal because I was talking to you...

Just fuck off.
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 22:21, 10 replies)

Michael Jackson
For being dead but still releasing music.
Who does he think he is? Tupac Shakur?
(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Wed 29 Dec 2010, 18:48, Reply)

Rupert Murdoch
He's a cunt. Do I need to say more?
(DrBatman, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 15:50, 11 replies)

b3ta
for making me spend far more time than I should looking at things I have fuck all interest in.
(stonersmurf stuckin' foned, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 14:18, Reply)

i wuv oo too

(spankfrencer, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 14:15, 10 replies)

cr3 for throwing the land of b3ta in to a whirlwind of confusion

( buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 8:01, 42 replies)

Anyone who didnt vote for SexFace in last weeks qotw lol

(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Tue 28 Dec 2010, 23:11, 1 reply)

Baldmonkey, because of what he made us all do to last week's QOTW.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 22:13, 1 reply)

Your mum
Because I am juvenile.
(badgermonkey007, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 20:55, Reply)

Every BMW driver...
(Except Mike Gibbons (Kunt & The Gang's manager, then again his BMW is old and shit and he's a bloody nice bloke)).
... for driving like tossers.
For almost killing me when I'm riding my bicycle.
For almost killing my girlfriend when she's riding her bicycle.
For almost killing me when I'm riding my moped.
For almost killing me, my girlfriend, my family and everyone when we are sharing the road with you in any form.
For making driving an unpleasant experience in every part of this country.
For making me write a list.
Cunts.
All of them (except Mike Gibbons)
(Riggleberry, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 19:10, 10 replies)

We, the people
For letting ourselves be conned into believing that, even after decades of political corruptness, we could trust a politician to keep his word,

for letting society get to a point where a man can be jailed for telling everyone what the people who run our lives truly think,

and for, yet again, letting X Factor take the Christmas Number 1.
(aedowin, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 11:58, 5 replies)

God
For allowing all the bad things to happen, for creating cancer, aids and that one were peoples eyelids turn in on themselves so that eyelashes scrape across the eyes with every blink.

Also, he could at least sort out the famines he's causing. Hosenstly, we get told he's a loving father but the number of horrific, needless deaths that happen due to his actions/inaction makes him a tosser.

Let's hope social services give us a new, loving father in heaven.
(Mong goose, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 11:03, 5 replies)

Whoever wrote the code for CyberPage CMS
Because my computer has crashed so many times today it's insane. I could have been home by now for fuck's sake!
( difficultchild, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 4:59, Reply)

Ben Collins
for revealing the worst kept secret in the world.
(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Mon 27 Dec 2010, 23:15, 2 replies)

Whoever produces those portable speakers
For giving every teenage shitstain in the world the ability to blast Eminem on the bus, in shops, in musuems or wherever the hell else they might go. It became a bloody pandemic in 2010 and it's infuriating when they sit behind me and play 30 seconds of a Lady Gaga song before skipping to the next one.

Although sometimes it can be funnny, like when two hardnut looking guys hit the next button and Justin Timberlake started warbling about crying him a river. Real Gangsta, that.
(ElGranto, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:55, 22 replies)

My wife's cat.
As a follow-up to this post, I hereby nominate my very own Basement Cat.

Over time she has gotten progressively more needy, and has been compared to a black furry limpet, a hairy mole that won't go away, and a Klingon. If one of us sits down anywhere, she appears in our laps and refuses to leave.

Since I also have Ceiling Cat, and since Ceiling Cat was outside in the snow and was trying to warm up on my lap, having Basement Cat suddenly pop up and sit on her head resulted in sounds that I would have expected from a NYC performance artist and more furious pummeling than two elderly holiday shoppers going after the same sweater. As my lap was Ground Zero for this, I am not pleased with either of them at the moment.

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to find some bandages.
( Wanderer, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 18:43, Reply)

People who say "Just saying, like"
You're almost as bad as the "no offence" cunts.

Except the worst thing is, I can't even work out what the fuck it means...

Just saying, like.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 16:21, 19 replies)