Whoever produces those portable speakers
For giving every teenage shitstain in the world the ability to blast Eminem on the bus, in shops, in musuems or wherever the hell else they might go. It became a bloody pandemic in 2010 and it's infuriating when they sit behind me and play 30 seconds of a Lady Gaga song before skipping to the next one.

Although sometimes it can be funnny, like when two hardnut looking guys hit the next button and Justin Timberlake started warbling about crying him a river. Real Gangsta, that.
(ElGranto, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 19:55, 22 replies)

Portable speakers?
You're lucky. Most I've heard just use the tiny 'speaker' on the phone.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:18, closed)

tiny?
or tinny?

both I suppose
( finnbar has officially retired, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 22:46, closed)

I've never understood
why they do this? I would love to play Derek & Clive in retaliation. All together now... Ohhhhhhhhh My old man's a dustman, he wears a dustman's hat....
(RJWEcology is just sharpening his axe on, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:37, closed)

I do one better.
If I pull up next to some skinny white kid blasting Dr. Dre or something, I'll put on some Dervish or PJ Harvey or some Squirrel Nut Zippers and watch them freak. Their expressions are priceless.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 27 Dec 2010, 20:49, closed)

This could be a great game!
Trying to find the best music to play while they play whatever shite they have on. Maybe some Boney M (Brown girl in the ring) could kill the mood?
(RJWEcology is just sharpening his axe on, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 21:06, closed)

You crazy motherfuckers

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 21:17, closed)

Fuck yeah
having a different taste in music, that'll fucking learn em. Any chance I can type some dull ignorant shit about modern R&B being rubbish compared to the old stuff here thus reinforcing the impression that I'm a hidebound pedestrian cunt? Ta.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 10:38, closed)

Fire away cotofow
Shit needs fucking up here
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 11:05, closed)

Fucking skinny white kids listening to black music
that Elvis was a right cunt and don't even get me started on the Rolling Stones mind you they were proper R&B not like this stuff by black people and as for using all that black slang like they're "street" I mean that's just not cool or hold on that was black slang once dunno imma go listen to some Debussy mind you he was influenced by tribal music fucking hell is there anything they won't ruin I'm so confused.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 11:34, closed)

So troll makes themselves look like a wanksock
Theres a shock
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 11:20, closed)

You've used the word "anyhoo" at some point in your life
anything you've said or done from that moment onwards has been pointless.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 15:29, closed)

Today's headline: ignorant b3tan abuses the term "troll".
More on page 2 and 5.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 29 Dec 2010, 23:45, closed)

The difference being
that typically I don't inflict my musical choices on others by blasting it in public. I either wear headphones or, if in my car, keep it down to a reasonable volume. I try to show consideration for others. If they can't do the same, then I have the right to blast them back with something that they normally would rather not listen to. The expressions on their faces at hearing PJ Harvey screaming in "Snake" is priceless.

I wouldn't have thought that this needed explaining. I guess you would likely be one of the people that the OP was referring to. Sorry to learn that you're so thick.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 30 Dec 2010, 1:41, closed)

A good solid aria
works best
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 1:38, closed)

Inspector Lynley Mysteries audiobook
/Sean Lock
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 10:32, closed)

I find
having a little boogey and edging your way closer and closer to them is normally enough to deter tham :-D
( Glovington, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 23:15, closed)

Gaga
How can you tell when they switch Lady Gaga tracks - all her songs sound identical...
(airbiscuit last dropped a meaty one in the lift on, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 23:36, closed)

The brief pause
(ElGranto, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 1:50, closed)

One of my friend's used to wind boy-racers up
by pulling up next to them and blasting out Frank Zappa
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 4:01, closed)

That's a coincidence
I used to wind up hippies by pulling up next to them and blasting out jungle.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 10:41, closed)

Fuck off Grandad

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 10:33, closed)

silly sod
you'll need one of these.
i.imagehost.org/0790/boombox.jpg

radio4 have good plays and phones don't go to 11.
(waxdart hello., Tue 28 Dec 2010, 15:53, closed)