Cesar Millan
Sleazy, greasy, self-satisfied fuckwit cunt who thinks by winning the ladies over with his creepy latin smarm can tell everyone about how dogs tick and charge $35,000 per half hour for the privilege.

An utter wanker: He hits dogs, has dangerous methods (which will come back to literally bite him in the arse), hasn't got a clue what he's talking about with his dodgy, unscientific wank bollocks and has put back dog training 40 years. Well done you prick.

Just because you managed to creep into America from Mexico doesn't mean you don't have to work fucking hard and get into debt get a behavioural science degree like the rest of us.

I so wish that the electric fences on the border could have got you before you had time to put electric collars around thousands of dogs' necks. I wish you a slow, painful one in 2011.
(gspgirl Sleeping with Prince Valium, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 16:13, 11 replies)

How do you know about this guy?
edit: Hang on, science degree to train dogs?
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 24 Dec 2010, 16:24, closed)

Yep, science degree to train dogs. Regulation of the industry starting to go through now. You wouldn't let a psychologist without a degree loose on your kids or your own brain so why would you let someone without a degree loose on a dog with inch and a half long canines? Its because of dickheads like Millan that people are trying out his pack leader dominance crap out on dogs and then wondering why some of these dogs end up attacking people, children and other dogs.
(gspgirl Sleeping with Prince Valium, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 17:05, closed)

Well, being thick as fuck and having a dangerous dog often go hand in hand
Case in point - dog-owners here, as Franky Boyle puts it:

"It's like a shark, all teeth at the front and an arsehole on the end of it"
(mymilkshakebringsallthemongstotheyard poison hearts, poison minds - joining hate, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 18:57, closed)

scottish plagiarism
billy connolly; like a fucking shark, just a row of teeth and an arsehole

just because it's a 25 year old gag, doesn't mean you can steal it.
(pounana Slept well, and dreamed of large women, on, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 20:30, closed)

This is not relevant to my interests

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 21:58, closed)

"Just because you managed to creep into America from Mexico "
which is relevant to what exactly? Got your pillow case and cross ready just in case?
( da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 25 Dec 2010, 0:28, closed)

Having worked with quite a few little girls with behavioural science degrees
They seem to think that they know it all, yet can't( or won't) even understand their own behaviour.
I'm not suggesting that Cesar Milan is or isn't a twat (although the small amount of his work that I have seen is a large improvement on most of the dog owners on his show), HOWEVER,the current trend of the govt wanting a degree in order to wipe your own arse, is a step in the wrong direction.
The govt should be their to provide administration of essential utilities etc, and just fuck right off when it comes to personal shit.For fuck's sake why the fuck should the govt have anything to do with dog training?
(M61A1 CUPID- STUNTS, Sat 25 Dec 2010, 8:28, closed)

Indeed
Let me also add that Milan only takes on dogs with relatively minor behavior problems - and need it even be said that his shows are edited into meaninglessness? Yeah, you definitely need a science degree to understand dog behavior. Glad somebody is getting one.
(WordsMeanThings, Sat 25 Dec 2010, 13:04, closed)

Lots of anger.
Chill.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Sat 25 Dec 2010, 14:24, closed)

Looks like you're the pack leader now
all hail our new leader!
(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Sat 25 Dec 2010, 15:56, closed)

shut up you spastic

( spesh., Tue 28 Dec 2010, 0:59, closed)