A phobia to contrast with my fetish from last week
Cant stand anyone touching my bellybutton, don't really like touching it myself. If I accidentally get something poked in it, I have to bend double for a bit, keeping it protected for a few seconds, then rub over my belly through my clothes for a few minutes, and then have a bit of a sit down. Yep, I'm a massive weirdo. When I wash it (which I do, though there are people with this phobia who actually can't) it is like a military operation. I have to hold my breath while I do it, be incredibly relaxed and almost meditative to cope with the "trauma"
(clinteastwoodbradfield, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 21:10, 13 replies)

I'm with you on this.

( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 22:21, closed)

Thank you.
I now know there's someone worse than me about their belly button being touched.
I can clean mine and remove lint from it without too much bother but if anyone touches it I feel weird for a while after -- best way I can describe it is a bit like being kicked in the balls but without the pain -- it's a sort of internal ache.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 22:25, closed)

Thank god its not just me
I try to just aim the shower jet at it rather than delve a finger around inside it.
It just feel really weird, makes me grit my teeth and hop from one foot to the other
*shudders*
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 23:40, closed)

Even thinking about aiming a shower jet at my belly buttons makes me feel a bit queasy :p And people with outies are kinda creepy! (sorry - I know you creepy people can't help it :( )
(darras jeg har en grevling i hodet. Grevling, grevlang, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:06, closed)

I'm going to stick a wet cotton bud in it.

( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 23:51, closed)

Argh!
That makes me feel weak... I also hate having my belly button touched, it's all wrong.
(Mr_Lew, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 6:27, closed)

injuries as a kid?
( 6821isnotmyPIN Bored cig., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 7:41, closed)

It will help if you imagine a Deutscher Schäferhund fucking your belly button until it climaxes. That will bring you closure.

BTW, innie or outie?
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:03, closed)

I'm feeling a little queasy now
Reading your post and the replies has made me feel very uncomfortable. I can touch my own belly button, but hate the thought of other people doing it. I'm actually sweating at the thought of it.

The ex-wife used to be fascinated by my belly button and would keep putting her finger in it. It's not the reason why she's my ex, but it didn't fucking help.
(lardyboy Next stop, Fissplap Central, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:51, closed)

Outies are something I can't even contemplate
I worked for several years nan summer play scheme for kids with learning disabilities, and the make up veered heavily towards kids who displayed "challenging behaviour"
I could cope wit being kicked, spat at, sworn at, hit, bitten without losing it, but there was one young lad who I was asked to work with who ran around topless with a very prominent outie. I had to speak to the service manager and explain that I wouldn't actually be physically able to do it. He got it, which I was very grateful for
(clinteastwoodbradfield, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:31, closed)

Nan? I meant "on a "

(clinteastwoodbradfield, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:31, closed)

Me too..
I am fine touching it myself but I have been known to involuntarily punch people in the face when they have 'lol joke' stuck their finger in it.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:43, closed)

My wife has this, she's a weirdo too.

( Pig Bodine., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:11, closed)