Anyone that passes off talking a bit funny/quickly as singing
with Lily Allen being a prime example.
I've heard spastics recite the alphabet more tunefully.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 11:38, 15 replies)

This is how you should recite the alphabet
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvPnM2Q1nwU
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 11:40, closed)

That bender from the B52's started it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 11:41, closed)

Love Spack?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 11:41, closed)

Not especially.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:45, closed)

But Lily Allen's taken it to a new level
I was certainly more affronted the first time I heard her 'sing' Smile - not only were the vocals far more affected, but the lyrics were also significantly more shit and vacuous than those of Rock Lobster.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:29, closed)

There's another bint who's worse.
Don't recall her name but she talks through the entire song rather than singing at all.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 11:47, closed)

Kate Nash?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 11:47, closed)

Yup, that's her.
I wouldn't mind but he's not even attractive to look at so even the videos are annoying.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 15:11, closed)

Is it this?
I give you Melba Montgomery - No Charge from 1974

www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaiaFEWnJXM
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:10, closed)

You can't say spastic
They're called Scope now.
( SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 4 Jan 2011, 11:57, closed)

But scope doesn't have the same ring to it.

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:01, closed)

But if you liked it
then you shoulda put a ring on it... Bleeeurgh
( SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 4 Jan 2011, 14:15, closed)

Julian sCope?

(Cave Duck, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:15, closed)

That's why you just call someone a "fucking scoper" instead

(mymilkshakebringsallthemongstotheyard poison hearts, poison minds - joining hate, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 18:51, closed)

That means a spastic with diarrhoea is a pooper scoper.

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 8:47, closed)