I have 20 quids worth of Amazon vouchers to spend...
...recommend me stuff to the value of this sum.
/idle
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 14:43, archived)

Two O?
What the fuck?
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 14:43, archived)

For a man with skinny fingers I have an alarming tendancy to mash the keys

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 14:44, archived)

mash ride keys cock
( Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 14:45, archived)

til you hit the spot

( wupwupwup wupwupwup, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 14:47, archived)

pfft

( Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 14:48, archived)

It's probably because you're a mong.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 14:45, archived)

*touches nose and points at you*

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 14:47, archived)

+ but spacks it up and pokes self in the eye and points at your own crotch.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 14:48, archived)

ARF!

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 14:51, archived)

+B

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 14:52, archived)

ARF!B ?

( Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 14:54, archived)

Menurgh!
*belms*
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 14:55, archived)

In that pic of you in the yellow dress...
....your boobs look fantastic
( Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 14:56, archived)

This is because she has fabulous norks

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 14:57, archived)

hahaha
so I click on the link to her Hubby's page and found this:

i90.photobucket.com/albums/k264/Wormulus/goatseanim.gif

My life is complete
( Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 14:58, archived)

You modelled for that.

( iEC: Redux Hands up., Fri 29 Dec 2006, 15:00, archived)

A blank space?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 15:00, archived)

sorry
I had to find the link
( Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 15:01, archived)

I agree with this post.

( ArthurTheRat, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 14:59, archived)

Wow
you're quite the charmer.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 14:57, archived)

Smoother than greased baby shit

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 14:58, archived)

Get
in there A/S/L winnnneeeerrrzzzzz
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 14:58, archived)

Ooooh er.
I'm sure they'd look better with your cock between them etc etc.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 14:59, archived)

Mind
of the gutter,voice of lady pontisque smyth smyth smythe
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 15:00, archived)

Hurrah!

( Hankster, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 15:01, archived)

Hahaha damnit
I just spilled my tea!
( Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 15:01, archived)

tea love juice up mother.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 15:02, archived)

all over my pretty new smock

( Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 15:03, archived)

Don't stop

( ArthurTheRat, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 15:05, archived)

www.amazon.co.uk/o/ASIN/185414250X/
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 14:44, archived)

I can't decide if that'd be really interesting
or brain drillingly (shut up it's a word) boring.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 14:49, archived)

I'm a shocking Tube Geek.
And therefore I'd find it interesting even if it were stultifyingly boring.
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 14:51, archived)

Have you seen this?
www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/1854142836/ref=wl_it_dp/202-6185333-9282223?ie=UTF8&coliid=I1HHBJPJP3BUTF&colid=2MWLOA9TZHK3F
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 29 Dec 2006, 14:57, archived)

Ooh.
Interesting.

There's a lot of stuff down there that you just don't think about... the pneumnatic tubes thing for a start www.capsu.org/history/pneumatic_despatch.html
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 15:04, archived)

the legend of urotsukidoji: Legend of Overfiend
www.amazon.com/Urotsukidoji-Overfiend-Perfect-Collection/dp/B000L6YIWY/sr=1-1/qid=1167403552/ref=sr_1_1/104-8271021-8831904?ie=UTF8&s=dvd

Hmm.. not in stock.

www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_ss_d/104-5602384-9119913?url=search-alias%3Ddvd&field-keywords=la+blue+girl&Go.x=0&Go.y=0&Go=Go

Any of those then?
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 14:47, archived)

tenticle rape!

( stevierar, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 14:47, archived)

Tentacle.
Tentacle rape.

Beware if you wear a sailor fuku.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 14:48, archived)

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 14:51, archived)

seriously
what the fuck?
( Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 14:53, archived)

Seen it.
It's nasty, exploitative, plot free adolescent bollocks.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 14:49, archived)

This
It is pointless tat.
How's you?
( trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 14:52, archived)

Fine thanks, how are you Landmark?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 14:53, archived)

Let's all watch Jurassic Park!

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 14:54, archived)

I are watching Willo the Wisp
/nostalgia blog
( trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 14:57, archived)

I am at work
*sobs*
But when I get home I am going to watch Close Encounters and eat some hobnobs!
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 14:58, archived)

By Christ
you are filthy!
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 15:04, archived)

I got given a Julian and Sandy and Rambling Syd Rumpo CD's for chrissy
:)
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 14:58, archived)

er
lesbian porn?
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 14:59, archived)

oooeeeerrr Mr 'orne

( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 15:09, archived)

How about this then?
www.amazon.com/Fake/dp/B00004YS8G/sr=1-1/qid=1167403973/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1/104-8271021-8831904?ie=UTF8&s=dvd
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 14:53, archived)

Amazon does sell things other than silly Japanese cartoons, you know.
For instance, this. Or this.
(MooCow_Byter, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 14:59, archived)

I had to stop watching the first one as it just didn't have a plot
and was just lots of wrong for the sake of it.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 14:50, archived)

This^ is pretty much my point

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 14:51, archived)

I
liked it so ner ner ne ner ner.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 14:55, archived)

The case for the prosecution rests m'lud.
Curry for tea NYE?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 14:55, archived)

yes
curry for tea...with lashings of ginger beer.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 14:57, archived)

JAPANOPHILE
*burns with fire*
( ArthurTheRat, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 14:56, archived)

80 copies of the latest queen album.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 14:48, archived)

Because you have fat thighs
www.amazon.co.uk/Cyclex-Gym-Ball-30/dp/B0002JZOAA/sr=1-12/qid=1167403869/ref=sr_1_12/203-2444151-6541531?ie=UTF8&s=personal
(Actually, I hate tea is probably Drunk and Dissorderly right now, Fri 29 Dec 2006, 14:52, archived)

*Looks around room*
This and this.
Edit: Or you could, you know, just buy me presents.
( Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Fri 29 Dec 2006, 14:52, archived)