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I tripped over a kerb.
And LOOK!
How much of a spack are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:39, archived)
You utter mong.

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:40, archived)
you have to slice that off before the eggs hatch out of it

(I helped save b3ta! Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:40, archived)
Sweet christ.

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:41, archived)
It really hurt. Then I walked to the hospital, which made it feel better, but I was there by then, so I had it checked anyway.
Just a sprain.
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:41, archived)
Jesus fucking christ!

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs.Sp@m, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:41, archived)
I TOLD YOU I DIDN'T WANT TO SEE IT.

(I helped save b3ta! Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:41, archived)
TOUGH. YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CLICK, ANYWAY.

(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:42, archived)
IT COULD HAVE BEEN A PICTURE OF A KITTEN YOU FELL ON AFTER TRIPPING.

(I helped save b3ta! Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:44, archived)
THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN GOOD. BUT NO.
I blame Mrs M. I was on the way to the post office to post a letter to her.
It's all good though, because the stamps are Beatles album covers, which I didn't know, and it made me grin. I have 3 With The Beatles stamps left. I almost got Sgt Pepper, but alas, I was too early.
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:45, archived)
poor naive hoohah

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:47, archived)
that looks broken and swollen and wrong.

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:41, archived)
I would say sprained rather than broken

(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:43, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:47, archived)
as I said
Nurse Vikki

*straightens white stockings*
*smooths uniform*
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:49, archived)
put cold (but not frozen) stuff on it and take some ibuprofen
/Nurse Vikki
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:42, archived)
you idiot
I think that's because you function better when drunk.

This is an undisputed fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:42, archived)
I got drunk last night after I got rejected
Fell over and smashed my face and my specs, which are going to cost me 300 quid to replace tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:42, archived)
are they made of gold and unicorns?

(I helped save b3ta! Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:43, archived)
Have you not got home insurance?

(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:45, archived)
Errr yeah
Not sure it covers them
(I helped save b3ta! Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:46, archived)
Home insurance doesn't usually cover specs.
(Or didn't in my case).

And £300 for a pair of specs is about right.
(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:47, archived)
Mine are cheapish and they cost me £177.01.
It was the penny that was the kicker.
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:48, archived)
My posh (work) pair were £380
My fucking-around pair were £210...

/has spent too much money on glasses.
(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:51, archived)
I get the thin lenses
Otherwise I look ultra-spacky instead of just spacky. The thin lenses cost a lot
(I helped save b3ta! Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:52, archived)
This.
Plus I get the scratch resistant coating

/cleans glasses with T-shirt blog
(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:53, archived)
Boots Opticians tried to force me to buy some last time I went for a sight test
despite the fact that £300 is more than a month's rent for me.

Their sales must have been down, they've never tried such a pushy sell before.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:50, archived)
Boots are rubbish anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:51, archived)
JESUS
That's like a million American Monopoly dollars!

Tell me all about your evening on teh GAZ.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:47, archived)
Will you be well enough
to come to the football?
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:42, archived)
I will, but I doubt my wallet will be.
I'll get on the phone to Mother Hen tomorrow and ask.
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:43, archived)
I'll need to know by midday,
give us a text if you would :)
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:52, archived)
Shall do.

(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:56, archived)
you got attacked by a giant keyboard feeding from your blood?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:43, archived)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:44, archived)
You have photographic evidence, it would appear, to support
the fact I'm not as much as a spack as you

"Yeah, but you're old, etc, etc"
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:44, archived)
You live with Tara. That's proof enough that you are a complete spack.
*awaits death*
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 21:46, archived)