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just to add (sorry for another)
Im ashamed of my paranoia, thank you all for your loveliness, and I feel a bit shit now! Like a big fat fraud. I did the " Im just gonna walk to the shop for ciggies" test and he jumped up and has gone for me. He must be just a really miserable fucker/sexytimes not so good/mistress not up to scratch.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs.Sp@m, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:27, archived)
He's toying with you. Like a fox.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:28, archived)
*real life frowns*

(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:29, archived)
Good for you. I'm gonna hug your fucking slaggy face.

(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:29, archived)
awww and it was a very dirty sexy hug too
thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs.Sp@m, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:30, archived)
You love it. Thus proving my theory.

(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:30, archived)
Oh what are on about?
it'll be fine.

Just realize that you're both dramatic and move on to another topic.

Then for good measure suck his cock in the middle of the street. I mean this seriously. Do something shocking and dirty.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:31, archived)
DON'T WASH YOUR HANDS AFTER A BIG POO

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:32, archived)
Pffft

(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:32, archived)
public cocksucking isn't much fun you know

(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:32, archived)
Liar.

(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:33, archived)
^this^
It may not be fun for you... but I LOVE public sex.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:34, archived)
why would I lie?
it's been many, many years since I did it, but it's never a lot of fun
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:35, archived)
It is so.
The chance of being caught and things.

/but obviously hasn't ever, ever done this with a boyfriend
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:34, archived)
I've done it on a bus and on Waterloo Bridge
it just feels too obvious, plus with the possibility of someone watching, there's the paranoia of having your technique judged
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:37, archived)
what test is that?

(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:31, archived)
I'm going to the shop
you want anything while I'm there?

*except cock, that goes without saying
(I helped save b3ta! --=| Daz |=-- has been masturbating over a picture of you since, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:32, archived)
but what does it test for?

(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:39, archived)
he's rutting his new lady behind the off license

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:31, archived)
Nobody likes a paranoid.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:31, archived)
what?
oh... paranoid.

I thought you were talking about me there for a second....


/runs
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:32, archived)
Oooh can you please stop the world...

(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Fri 12 Jan 2007, 22:37, archived)