In a relative body heat test, my feet are coldest,
apart from my bum. How come my bum's so cold?
( Druid, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:03, archived)

are you sitting on some ice?

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:03, archived)

I was going to post this
But I couldn't be bothered.
( Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:05, archived)

You have a sofa made of ice
aicmfp
( moohalaa, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:04, archived)

extremities are normally the coldest
maybe your arse is VERY large?
( rob, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:04, archived)

His monobrow would be the coldest part of his body in that case.

( FoldsFive, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:04, archived)

photos?
we can play a game of "guess the coldest part of Druid's body"
( rob, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:05, archived)

Take your pick :)
b3ta.wiki.com/Members/Druid
( FoldsFive, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:08, archived)

shit on a stick
he does have rapist eyes!

*fears*
( moohalaa, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:09, archived)

So you've not encountered his disturbing fascination with the late Ken Bigley?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:11, archived)

Blatantly his minge

( Cap'n Tallbeard, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:12, archived)

Your first round for that,
old-timer ;)
( Druid, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:05, archived)

Meh, I'll be dead first and you still won't get my telly.
We'll see who is laughing then.

Oh.
( FoldsFive, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:09, archived)

I'm going to dance on your grave,
old man. It'll be some kind of piratical dance I reckon, with rhcpaul playing the squeezebox.
( Druid, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:13, archived)

Thats it. However I go, I'm taking you bastards with me.

( FoldsFive, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:18, archived)

I know what wouldn't be the coldest part then.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:06, archived)

I've got a big arse
It's quite warm actually
( Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:12, archived)

PHOTOS!
The B3ta Community needs to see your arse and assess its size.
( rob, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:14, archived)

I've been back in Yorkshire for a day
and it's bloody nithering. I've become too aclimatised to the insulating power of London's smog.
( rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:04, archived)

nithering? that's a lovely word for cold.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:06, archived)

Yorkshire speak is the best, lass.
see also: it's been siling it down this week.
( rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:06, archived)

raining, I'm guessing?
do you miss out the ends of words, like "Down t'pit"? I like that bit of accent most, I think.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:08, archived)

I reckon the Georgian capital of T'bilisi
was named by Yorkshiremen.
( ArthurTheRat, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:10, archived)

pfffft

( rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:11, archived)

That's more of a West Riding thing.
I'd say "I'm off down pit", or "down the pit", but I might "go t'shop".
( rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:10, archived)

from your profile photo you look very Chap-like.
A Yorkshire Chap is something I have never seen before. A rare marvel.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:12, archived)

All the more impressive because of it
I wish I were a Chap
( Cap'n Tallbeard, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:13, archived)

Did we not speak at the bash?
Us Yorkshire folk know how to behave, what with us being raised in what is effectively still the post-war era, when folk knew manners and what not.
( rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:15, archived)

Unfortunately I don't think we did.
I got there quite late - either I missed you, or you had left before I got there.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:18, archived)

Another time, perhaps.

( rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:21, archived)

Definitely.
Are you going to BM's birthday?
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:22, archived)

I might.
Might be working. Don't know.
( rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:37, archived)

not enough bumlove
clearly
( elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:05, archived)

Your body needs heat to fuel the rapist's eyes

( ArthurTheRat, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:05, archived)

Your circulation is scared of catching the gay

( Cap'n Tallbeard, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:07, archived)

you're being raped by a big gay ghost

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:07, archived)

Casper the Friendly Rapist

( moohalaa, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:07, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/2449063
( Cap'n Tallbeard, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:08, archived)

Urgh
think of all the ectoplasm!
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:08, archived)

Pffft

( ArthurTheRat, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:07, archived)

A poltergayest.

( ArthurTheRat, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:08, archived)

The ghost that 'shuts that door'


sorry
( Druid, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:10, archived)

a fabulous phantasm?
a sphincter spectre?
( Iananan Formerly known as el-rodente, not that you care, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:25, archived)

if you do a cold poo
is it a minus two?
( spacefish bong!, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:09, archived)

hehehehe

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:10, archived)

You made me snigger :)

( Druid, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:11, archived)

Hahahahaha :)

( FoldsFive, Sat 13 Jan 2007, 0:12, archived)