I've realised that a google image search
for my name brings up an absolutely awful picture of me. So hence I am putting a link in here to another, less awful pic in the hope that by calling it Joel Veitch google images will rank it higher once it's indexed and stuff.
( crab_bloke), Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:25, archived)

ARRRGH
the nose hair. ARRRRGGGGH
(generalname, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:25, archived)

oh piss
still, better than the other one
( crab_bloke), Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:26, archived)

Go on
show us the other one. let us decide

Edit - found it. You're right. This one is better.
( Wifey, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:29, archived)

see for yourself
google images thinks i'm a bit wasted
( crab_bloke), Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:32, archived)

If you actually try and go to the image, it's a 404
(or did you just remove it?)

/edit: don't particularly see what's so terrible about it, but there you go
( Newington, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:34, archived)

Yeah I'd say
it's better than the Joel posted - plucking is your friend mate :D

P.S. The panda/biscuit song is possibly the finest thing ever
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:39, archived)

Hahahah
*Breathes*
hahahahaha

You look normal.
( Hankster, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:25, archived)

Your eyes are different shapes.

( Comma, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:26, archived)

and this is better, you say?

( Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:27, archived)

Replace the words a link in here
to Joel Veitch, as that will help google identify what the picture is off (all about page rank and dull shit like that).

Edit: This weeks compo, who can shop Joel the bestest.
( magnum, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:27, archived)

thanks
done
( crab_bloke), Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:30, archived)

Can we all help?
Joel Veitch
( Newington, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:31, archived)

or hinder?
freckles and nose hair
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:32, archived)

Or you could link to an entirely different image
with the anchor text as Joel...
Not that I would recommend that.
( magnum, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:33, archived)

This is the better one?
Where did the other one come from?
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:27, archived)

a b3ta party
a couple of years ago. i was arseholed. it shows.
( crab_bloke), Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:35, archived)

Whenever I'm at the same party as you
your eyes scare the shit out of me. EYES LIKE THE MOON.
( supermoore: HUNG, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:39, archived)

You're not the first person to mention that
by a long way.
( crab_bloke), Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:42, archived)

Mind you
I'm normally belming for England or falling down a flight of stairs at the time.
( supermoore: HUNG, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:46, archived)

Its not too bad
really
there are worse things to look than pissed
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:42, archived)

an image search for my name
brings up 1 results

a picture of iain dowie

www.leaguemanagers.com/media/iain_dowie_oldham.jpg

what exactly are they trying to tell me?
( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:28, archived)

That
you're actually a league manager of Oldham? And you have an incredibly large forehead?
( Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:32, archived)

You resemble Davros?

( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:32, archived)

as if my self esteem didnt need another hammering
google thinks im Iain "ugliest man on the planet" Dowie
( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:35, archived)

Maybe it's a sign that you'll
be playing for Palace at the weekend?
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:41, archived)

i can but dream

( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:44, archived)

You can dream of getting their wages
not sure about playing for them though...
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:47, archived)

My name brings up nothing scary in GIS

( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:36, archived)

not even a giant killer bunny?

( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:44, archived)

I meant my real name
and only one porn image with safe search off*
and its inoffensive lesbians
and its not even on the first page
There are however some very nice earings

Nonononononononono, before you start no
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:47, archived)

I have no idea what you could possibly mean
;)
( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 16:06, archived)

googling my
username brings a very disturbing image
www.organ-pdx.org/Images/Newsletters_Low/7_2002/2002_10_03.gif
NSFA!
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:51, archived)

BLAAAARGH!!!!
There are hundreds and thousands of things I'd rather see than that...
( Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:52, archived)

*holds head in hands*
why do i do it? when will i learn to believe people when they say dont click...
( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:56, archived)

if we fill this thread with the words
freckles nose hair freckles nose hair freckles nose hair freckles nose hair freckles nose hair freckles nose hair freckles nose hair

would it act as a mini google-bomb?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:29, archived)

When I GIS for my name,
I see someone who isn't me. This scares me.
( Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:29, archived)

!
www.b3ta.com/talk/27112
( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:30, archived)

None of these are me at all.
But I do get Samurai Kittens for some reason (nowt to do wi' me.)
( Newington, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:36, archived)

You are Pob
AICMFP
( TV's Nosemonkey, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:29, archived)

Oooh
googling for your name turned up an animation I hadnt seen before. Viking kittens sing Led Zeppelin. Here:
www.public.asu.edu/~mharp/viking_kittens/VikingKitten.htm

It says it disappeared from your site without a mention.
( Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:35, archived)

wow!
It only just twigged that you're joel veitch - can I touch you?
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:45, archived)

*belms*

( Hankster, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:54, archived)

I'm wrapped in bubblewrap
and clingfilm, to protect against bumps and germs.
( crab_bloke), Fri 10 Sep 2004, 15:58, archived)

My name brings up a fair few
John Squire
(generalname, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 16:14, archived)