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Following on from the post I just made down there,
Have you ever been mocked by somebody who had an obvious disability of their own?
(I helped save b3ta! Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 16:18, archived)
Yes, by them
*points at 90% of b3tans*
(I helped save b3ta! elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 16:19, archived)
Yes
Several fuckers on here for a kickoff
(I helped save b3ta! Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 16:19, archived)
You mean to say you mock the disabled?

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 16:19, archived)
I wrote a poem about you earlier today did you see it
look at me not using any punctuation okay love you no you hang up
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 16:20, archived)
No, I had a few good friends in college who were disabled.
They mocked my, er, abled friends, though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 16:20, archived)
What do you do if you see someone having an epiletic fit in the bath tub?
Throw your washing in.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 16:20, archived)
Who doesn't?

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 24 Jul 2007, 16:21, archived)
Frank Sinatra.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 16:22, archived)
Really?
Mafia spunkbags have morals?
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 24 Jul 2007, 16:24, archived)
Nope.
He's just dead.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 16:24, archived)
Stephen Hawking
try as he might...
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 16:24, archived)
Parrott had a hissy fit at me
I assume that counts
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 16:19, archived)
ah
I've been called a loser by Sprinkles.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 16:20, archived)
The irony...too much...
*asplodes*
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 16:21, archived)

called a made

+o
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 16:22, archived)
eeeew
I doubt he even knows what a vagina looks like.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 16:22, archived)
It isnt too hard to imagine a badly packed kebab:)

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 16:23, archived)
HEY.
I'll get Bunny on you for that one.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 16:24, archived)
Shes threatening to not give me dinner now:(

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 16:26, archived)
haha
that's a pretty serious threat for you isn't it? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 16:30, archived)
Not possible
unless spangolin had a fanny like the eye of a needle.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 16:23, archived)
toight, but not that toight.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 16:24, archived)
She does.
*rubs thighs*
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 16:24, archived)
Have i missed out on some girl on girl action

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 16:24, archived)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 16:25, archived)
When does it come out on dvd?

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 16:26, archived)
Esme and I cannot resist each other.
It's a curse.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 16:26, archived)
A SEXY curse.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 16:26, archived)
*thrusts*

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 16:31, archived)
My friend accused me of being drunk and promptly died of liver cirrhosis



* may not be true
(Flobby Boris is returned to /talk from the northern wastes., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 16:19, archived)
Pfft
There and then?
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 16:19, archived)
Yup, right there in the classroom. Ruined his potato stamp painting.

(Flobby Boris is returned to /talk from the northern wastes., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 16:20, archived)
was it Noit?

(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 16:20, archived)
What?

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 16:21, archived)
no he was just sick

(Flobby Boris is returned to /talk from the northern wastes., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 16:22, archived)
Pffft.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 16:23, archived)
Yes I think you've tried to mock me before.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 16:19, archived)
FUCK OFF!
/you
(I helped save b3ta! Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 16:21, archived)
I've been called 'dickhead' by a few dickheads before
and 'spaz'
(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 16:20, archived)
I regularly get called a lanky streak of piss
by a midget work colleague
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 24 Jul 2007, 16:20, archived)
I'm a GAY CUNT

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 16:20, archived)
Straight onto the popular board with you, sir

(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 16:21, archived)
Stop showing off

(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 16:21, archived)
and how come you're busy tonight?

(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 16:23, archived)
I'm buying wellington boots.
True story.

Not the whole story. But the funniest part thereof.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 16:25, archived)
is it just you and russell?

(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 16:26, archived)
Ssssh.
This is the closest I've got...
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 16:29, archived)
NO
SCOTT AND DONKEYGUMS TOO

BAD RUSSELL!
(I helped save b3ta! Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 16:31, archived)
Yes.
And my reply was "Shut it mushmouth or I'll roll your wheelchair down those steps."
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 24 Jul 2007, 16:20, archived)
I've been called all sorts by the sort of people
who are stupid enough to mock people they've never even met based on some aspect of their appearance.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 16:20, archived)
Haha, this.
Chavs are funny like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 16:21, archived)
*awards irony award*

(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 16:40, archived)
You say that, but you know somebody will come out with a gingerphobic comment in the next few minutes here too

(I helped save b3ta! Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 16:21, archived)
But the truth is, gingers ARE susceptible to sunburn
and they ARE sometimes clammy.

These are facts.
(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 16:24, archived)
Is a persecution complex caused by a recessive mutated gene as well?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 16:24, archived)
No, but it IS good fun.

(I helped save b3ta! Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 16:26, archived)
STUMPY FINGERS!

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 16:23, archived)
My flatmates,
who were ill-mannered, vapid, humourless, messy twats.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 16:21, archived)
they sound quite eloquent, though

(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 16:22, archived)
rnuk,bud,shambolic
the list is endless
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 16:21, archived)
Hello Mykey
The list ends just after Shambolic. Do you understand the word endless?
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 16:25, archived)
that was 'a' list, not 'the list'
Retard
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 16:27, archived)
Awww, aren't you special?
*ruffles hair*
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 16:29, archived)
Yes. Unintentionally, mostly.
For example, I told a scouser the batman/scouser joke and a one armed man the one armed fisherman joke.

edit: I frequently take the piss out of my hard of hearing mates.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 16:21, archived)
What?
Speak up.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 24 Jul 2007, 16:25, archived)