Wetting myself on the German Exchange trip
I'm not telling you how old - however this event has had drastic repurcussions to my adult psyche, and although if I'm not thinking about it I can go all day without having a wee; put me anywhere it'd be embarrassing to really need to go pee and I'm up and down every 30 minutes

Why. Why do I tell you these things?
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 16:04, archived)

I've followed-through when I was in Amsterdam once.

( chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 16:07, archived)

I have a similar story
that wouldn't go amiss in this thread
but I need to look at some of you face to face soon, so I abstain ;)
( just mike, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 16:09, archived)

*spang*
Don't be such a wuss. You're going to meet me face to face and you guys know almost all my unpleasant details.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 16:11, archived)

ok then
many, many moons ago, I was visiting my brother, playing warcraft I think and having a general farting compo
I forced one a bit too much, and had to scrape it off my keks afterwards
happy now?
( just mike, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 16:13, archived)

Feeble.
I don't even take note of things like that any more. I just resignedly go and change my underwear.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 16:15, archived)

this is a regular occurrence for you then?
I'm ashamed that it happened to me even once!
( just mike, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 16:23, archived)

Happens to the best of us.
1 and only time for me was after doing a lot of MDMA and just before I went into the club ducked into an alleyway to have a wee.

I waddled the 30 minute walk back home with cooling liquid crap down the back of my legs.

Determined to make a night of it, I took off all my clothes and put them on a boil wash, had a good scrub in the bath and went back out to what turned out to be... a really crappy (pun unintended) night out.

Give us the details then.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 16:10, archived)

Oh deary me.
I've abased myself while on drugs in a number of ways, fortunately self-soilage hasn't been one of them.
( Mr. Tea Dmedff, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 16:14, archived)

Well it's one of those
things that's a good deal funnier some time after the event than it is at the time.

Oh, did I mention it was late november and fucking cold? I must have steamed all the way home.

Still, one of my mates managed to crap himself whilst driving to work, completely sober/straight and in a traffic jam with cars all around him.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 16:17, archived)

Oh dear God.
Dodgy curry the night before?
Or just plain old spastic colon?
( Mr. Tea Dmedff, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 16:20, archived)

You know?
I have no idea. I was too busy being in stitches at his facial expression as he described the event to me.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 16:22, archived)

Predictably,
I read facial as faecal.
( Mr. Tea Dmedff, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 16:23, archived)

one of my greatest agony/ecstasy moments was quite similar
train toilet at 7am after a long and chemically enhanced evening
sudden violent cramps in both legs combined with the divine relief of an emergency outshitting ... I didn't know whether to scream or have a wank
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 16:16, archived)

Hahaha
I know this feeling well!
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 16:18, archived)

My cow
orker just asked me why I'm sniggering. What on Earth do I say to that?!?
( Dekazer, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 16:13, archived)

Just explain you're on an
internet chat site talking about people soiling themselves.

I'm sure they'll understand.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 16:23, archived)

And then
email them a link to Tubgirl maybe.. I like your thinking fella.
( Dekazer, Thu 14 Apr 2005, 16:25, archived)