i have seen your picture JMG
as awesome as you are ONLINE! you are in no position to be picky with the ladies
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:21, archived)

Have another go at the firat part of that.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:22, archived)

sweet irony
firat?
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:22, archived)

I'll keep it there, so you can show friends this moment, later on.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:23, archived)

yes, thats exactly why you will leave it there.
online
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:24, archived)

A few nights ago, somebody with spots fell out with me because I spelled a female user's username incorrectly.
Nerds get very uppity over stuff such as this.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:26, archived)

pftf

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:28, archived)

That's better.
..and without wanting to sound like SexFace or Piston_Broke. You'd be quite surprised.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:22, archived)

Firat?
I suspect your chubby little fingers were too eager to bash that out
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:23, archived)

pfft
not the only thing he has bashed out today
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:24, archived)

"hahaha"

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:25, archived)

*fives*
love you really JMG. but tedious? much?





online
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:26, archived)

I no doubt repeat myself, here.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:27, archived)

online?

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:30, archived)

The internet, online.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:32, archived)

Well its not like a real life actual lady would touch him with a bargepole
Or even one on here, which is rather sad
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:25, archived)

Mush these words that I am typing right now into some form of joke about you having an internet girlfriend.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:28, archived)

Mush these words that I am typing right now into some form of joke about you not having any form of girlfriend, internet or not.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:29, archived)

How do you know that for sure?
Do you think I have to prove myself to the internet people?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:32, archived)

hmm
to be fair, if you cant pull a b3tan lass you really should join a monastery..

maybe he should go to gonzos house, i understand the aroma of old socks and the soundtrack to hollyoaks is an aphrodisiac to a certain type of lass
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:28, archived)

Are you saying we're all slappers?

( in vino veritas, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:29, archived)

I know I am
*slaps*
( Nile, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:30, archived)

*squeezles*

( in vino veritas, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:31, archived)

Pfft
I had a brief look at flights from bristol to aberdeen with eastern airlines

I nearly died from shock at the price.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:31, archived)

well that's a load of arsehats then.

( Nile, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:45, archived)

Oh are we not meant to be?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:31, archived)

Perhaps you could give jmg a sympathy shag
Teach him what laying with a girl is actually like. Best make sure he brings his inhaler though.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:33, archived)

not all of you,.
but the ones that are are really fucking up the statistics :D
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:31, archived)

I need to compile a list of lady b3tans that haven't been involved with male b3tans
I'm sure I'm not the only one
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:31, archived)

i can think of five or 6 regulars that i know have had more than one each....

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:33, archived)

Greedy. GREEDY.

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:36, archived)

pfft

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:42, archived)

I haven't.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:36, archived)

It's you and me against the internet, Limey

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:38, archived)

I haven't either

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:41, archived)

Well you've only been here 5 minutes.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:44, archived)

*clings to you*

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:45, archived)

I've only had the one
and he'll remain the only one, too.
( Nile, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:44, archived)

That's the spirit.
I assume you were slower than the other b3tan to reply as you were filling your mouth with chips.


I'm applying the same form of logic, here, and I feel it's going well.
Feel free to just pick up this wobble in a different thread.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:25, archived)

Bless.
Look at you getting overexcited again.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:26, archived)

...."dr who on telly, the impending ABERBASH..."
I honestly think that you get hard ons at the thought of both.


Did you used to have cyber sex with the wife before you met her off of the internet?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:30, archived)

You really are a very sad and bitter little man
I hope your life improves and brings you some sort of happiness
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 26 Apr 2008, 17:36, archived)