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DON'T FUCKING TELL ME I MISSED A FIT 15 YEAR OLD I COULD PANDER TO :(

(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:06, archived)
You have the rest of the internet to haunt with your sex pest ways.
Why do you have to do it here?!
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:07, archived)
BECAUSE IT'S home

(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:07, archived)
You live in a real Medway town
Isn't there enough for you to work on there?
(I helped save b3ta! KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:24, archived)
oh yes

(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:26, archived)
THEN GO OUTSIDE AND PANDER
It's a beautiful day.
(I helped save b3ta! KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:27, archived)
WORK

(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:27, archived)
GET BACK TO IT

(I helped save b3ta! KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:29, archived)
i have pictures

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:07, archived)
COMING NEXT ON SKY ONE
HEXACHORDAL : WHEN PANDERING ATTACKS
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:08, archived)
I reckon the mofaha's fucking her
and doesn't want anyone else weedling in on his little incest fuckfest
(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:10, archived)
*lawyer rings SickRik's doorbell*

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:12, archived)
i ALSDO BELIEVE thelawyer i having a pop at her hairless bald little twat as well
and it's like pushing a sausage through a keyhole
(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:14, archived)
hm...

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:17, archived)
Ibet she takes daddy and the lawyer "in hand"
they then spray their fuck all over a picture of hex playing his guitar
(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:18, archived)
Sexy

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:27, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:27, archived)
I liked this, I did.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:28, archived)
IT WAS A VERY "bALDMONKEY" MOMENT

(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:29, archived)
and don't forget to see
the hilarious outtakes....when pandering goes wrong
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:11, archived)

Who lives in the east 'neath the willow tree
Sexual Harassment Panda!
Who explains sexual harassment to you and me
Sexual Harassment Panda!
Don't say that don't touch there
Don't be nasty says the silly bear
He's come to tell you what's right and wrong
Sexual Harassment Panda!
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:11, archived)
to what tune should i sing this?

(Just Harry What should I put here?, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:12, archived)
Sexual Harrasment Panda

(__, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:16, archived)
pander? ohhh noes
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhwrBK5AM9s
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:18, archived)
teehee

(Just Harry What should I put here?, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:25, archived)
That makes me a sad panda :(

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:12, archived)
Shove your fit 15 year old RIGHT up your cock.

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:09, archived)
you can pander to me if you like

(Just Harry What should I put here?, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:10, archived)
hi 14/f/london, into S club 7 and fisting
U

DU U LIKE HORSEZZ?
(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:12, archived)

HORSEZZ BAG

/2003
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:13, archived)
i love horses!
get out! you are so wonderful!
68/ts/vietnam 12/f/london
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:14, archived)
WHY DOES THIS MATTER TO ANYONE?

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:12, archived)
SUPERMATT RAPES CHILDREN

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:13, archived)
BECAUSE A LOT OF PEOPLE LIKE HEXACHORDAL
AND A LOT OF PEOPLE FIND KILLERKITTI AN ANNOYING, CRAYON-SCRAWLING LITTLE GIRL ^____^KAWAIIIII.

Plus Mofaha is a wanker.
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:15, archived)
Eh, I don't know what to say.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:17, archived)
I'm only bothered because hexa is a really good friend of mine
and if some tosser wants to try and take 'legal action' with him - even though it's in a different country, and he's done nothing illegal at all - he can take it out on his friends too.

Poor parenting has come back to bite him on his arse and he's trying to cover it up.
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:21, archived)
He can't do shit to Tom. Tom also needs to know this.
It's not worth all this fucking worrying.
(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:23, archived)
worrying online

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:24, archived)
haha, afternoon guv'

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:26, archived)
as i said up there
he's probably so busy banging his stepdaughter into oblivion he doesn't see the ridiculousness of all this

the dippy cunt
(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:23, archived)
do you think this could end up being in the slightest bit interesting at any point

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:23, archived)
I think it's funny as fuck
now bou has gone boring (ie not mental) and Sexfacegate has all calmed down
(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:24, archived)
i'm not a bitg fan of teenage dramas
but it is a worry that hex is a nonce, i hope this is just online noncing and not something he does in real life
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:26, archived)
he looks about 12
so it's all right!
(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:27, archived)
there seems to be alot of support here for this theory
as long as the boy/girl looks old enough and acts old enough they can have it
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:29, archived)
sexfacegate?

(Just Harry What should I put here?, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:36, archived)
The previous b3TAOMGLOLSCANDAL!!!!!!!
Apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:37, archived)
It's a bit simpler than that.
An adult tried to arrange to meet with my underage stepdaughter for sex. I found out and asked him to stop contacting her. He didn't. So I took all the stuff he'd written to her to a lawyer, because internet threats are stupid, and I didn't know what else to do. It turns out that I can't do anything in the UK, but if he comes to the US he can be prosecuted under US laws for conspiracy to endanger a minor or something like that.
I just had to try to find a way to keep this arsehole away from my daughter. That's really all there is to it.
Again: he's an adult, she's a minor. I'm pretty clear what that makes him in legal terms.
Also, not that it's important really Rick, but I'm a Brit, not a Yank. Really though I'm just a guy trying to protect someone he loves and is responsible for from some cunt who'd use her as a kleenex.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:45, archived)
this place gets worse

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:50, archived)
Yup

(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Sat 31 May 2008, 16:09, archived)
Do you know what I hate the most about Mofaha?
Is that I keep on getting him mixed up with you.

Except I love you and am completely indifferent to him.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:19, archived)
this

(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:20, archived)
:)

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:22, archived)
this

(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:23, archived)
If there was a law it would be against having similar names.

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:43, archived)
oh it's a popularity contest
are there other rules i should know about
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:19, archived)
I like this new meme
fucking overreacting yanks
(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:19, archived)
INTERNET TOUGH GUYS!

(I helped save b3ta! KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:28, archived)
I have a feeling KillerKitti doesn't really exist
and is simply a decoy put up by someone who's hoping to OMG CATCH A PREDATOR!!!11
(I helped save b3ta! KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:25, archived)
I'm pretty certain *you* don't exist

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:26, archived)
she does
I've seen her big sweaty hebe cock
(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:27, archived)
I'm pretty sure YOUR MUM doesn't exist.
She could only be the stuff of legends. Sasquatch and that.
(I helped save b3ta! KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:28, archived)
DID YOU MEAN TO SAY 'YOUR MUM'
BUT YOUR FAT POLISH HANDS WERE TOO LAZY TO WRITE THE WHOLE THING?
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:29, archived)
I WAS BUSY WATCHING THE MUMMY FINCH EAT THE BABY FINCH'S POO

(I helped save b3ta! KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:31, archived)
YOUR LIFE IS SOOOOOOO INTERESTING

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:32, archived)
YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS

(I helped save b3ta! KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:34, archived)
I wish I had baby finches so I could eat *their* poo
my own just doesn't turn me on any more
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:35, archived)
+ /todd

(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:36, archived)
what about that time you met her at that b4sh?

(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:29, archived)
figments of an overactive imagination

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:30, archived)
I know which of you I would rather imagine
Clue: not you (child rapist)
(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:31, archived)
Go to her website.
That's some dedication to the task at hand.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:29, archived)
it's good that he's letting his young step daughter have her own website
in which we can get her address, contact details, pictures - and still he encourages her to come on b3ta. What a twat.
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:37, archived)
"dedication to the task at hand" makes it sound like porn
Maybe Rik is right
(I helped save b3ta! Cap'n Tallbeard, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:39, archived)
KUNG FU PANDER

(I helped save b3ta! KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:22, archived)
i've seen the trailer
it looks quite good
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:26, archived)
She hasn't replied to my gaz.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:28, archived)
Oh christ.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:30, archived)
YES
BALDERS FOR PRESIDENT
(I helped save b3ta! Cap'n Tallbeard, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:38, archived)
You probably forgot
to add the photo of moohalaa's your cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sat 31 May 2008, 15:41, archived)