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I'm back from the pub
I had a banana sambuka.

It was god awful.
(__, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:35, archived)
I read that as 'I'm smoking banana skins'

(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:36, archived)
I tried that once
I didn't get anything
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:50, archived)
Bananas and sambuca are shit seperately, fuck knows what they'd be like together.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:36, archived)
the same, I'd imagine :P

(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:36, archived)
;)
On that note I'm off to bed. I have to teach a child not to fall off a bike in the morning.

Goodnight all
(I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:40, archived)
Goodnight Cactus.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:40, archived)
night night
good luck with bike stuff tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:41, archived)
Happy Candlenight!
HELLO NIGHT-SHIFT /TALKERS!
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:42, archived)
nite

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:42, archived)
Haha
oops
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:48, archived)
Sambuca is very nice, in my sexy opinion

(__, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:37, archived)
Have you been drinking?

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:37, archived)
You fail at opposites

(I helped save b3ta! SpoonMeiser, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:37, archived)
Shush.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:50, archived)
This is true Irish, right here.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:38, archived)
hoorah!

(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:38, archived)
Laughs quite loudly.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:38, archived)
shit
i guess
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:39, archived)
In general I dont like anything banana based or flavoured
as I taste it for fucking hours afterwards
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:37, archived)
you taste of bananananananananas?

(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:38, archived)
indeed!
wanna try a bit?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:39, archived)
I don't like banananananananas much

(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:40, archived)
how about some cock then?
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:41, archived)
no thanks, I'm stuffed
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:43, archived)
Crikey!
Are you poorly or something?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:44, archived)
I have no idea what you're alluding to

(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:46, archived)
I love you
AND your cake skills
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:47, archived)
I haven't made a cake in a while
tomorrow is fruit scones and chocolate brownies day. possibly jellies and a creme caramel too.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:48, archived)
Phwoar!
Today I ate water chestnut jelly, that was a strangely unsatisfying experience
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:50, archived)
I shall not be making that kind of jelly
I did have some lovely toast with rhubarb and ginger super-jam on it though
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:51, archived)
That sounds like 100% win
I have a jar of chilli jam that goes on cheese on toast
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:53, archived)
mmmmm that sounds lovely

(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:57, archived)
Pfft
You're sailing close to the wind there
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:43, archived)
and just what is that supposed to mean?

(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:45, archived)
^^^^^^^^

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:46, archived)
that your being a tad forward

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:46, archived)
I am??
how?
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:47, archived)
Ohhh,
she is a GIIIRL.

/doesnt click profiles before replying.
/prefers women anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:56, archived)
pffft :P

(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:59, archived)
even pear drops?

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:38, archived)
Even meths?

(__, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:40, archived)
even meths

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:41, archived)
You fail at man booze
Now fuck off
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:39, archived)
I was bought it
A lady friend asked if I wanted a shot, I said yes. She asked me what, I said 'whatever you're having'.

See? I know a lady. One man point.
(__, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:40, archived)
Only if you 'know' the lady.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:41, archived)
Getting a lass to buy you booze= -1 point
back to square one
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:41, archived)
So he's still on -27 then?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:42, archived)
lololOLOlololbZZbzbzbzzZZZZ

(__, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:43, archived)
If a lady asks to buy me a drink, I see this as plus man points
As this means said lady is clearly interested.

I don't know what weird man point schedule you're going on about.
(__, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:43, archived)
The secret one us proper men are not telling you about

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:44, archived)
MANLY

(__, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:46, archived)
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:48, archived)
This shit is bananas....
B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:40, archived)
Did you expect something less than awful?
banana and licorice is a nasty combination sober. It's going to be a bloody disaster, drunk.

I'm surprised you didn't get in a fight with the bartender. Was this a dare?
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:40, archived)
When are you back north.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:40, archived)
Monday

(__, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:42, archived)
Rock on.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:43, archived)
And it's for good this time

(__, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:45, archived)
Are you living a take that song.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:46, archived)
Yes
It may take patience, but babe.. I'm back again. And I'll relight your fire.
(__, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:47, archived)