I got ordained as a priest online
Anybody need marryin'?

I will also do funerals in very poor taste.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:51, archived)

Do you do bar Mitsvahs?
I'd pay money to see balders get circumcised.
( WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:52, archived)

before all you clever clogs start banging on about the difference between a Bris, Bar Mitsvah etc...
I don't give a fuck.
( WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:53, archived)

Not even if I tell you that the Bris isn't always carried out by a Rabbi?

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:54, archived)

Sometimes SuperMatt does it, with his teeth.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:55, archived)

Moyel.

( WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:56, archived)

also, I don't give a fuck.

( WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:56, archived)

Did you also get a lairdship, an acre of the moon and a star named after you?

( Bob Todd whee, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:52, archived)

I've got a star named after my character and town from Animal Crossing.
Esme got it for me last christmas.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:53, archived)

When our alien overlords eventually arrive, I bet they'll be from my star.
My star kicks arse.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:54, archived)

Can you buy a Phd?
I quite fancy being Dr Wormulus.
( WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:53, archived)

NO NO NO!
/'Dr' Ian Paisley.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:54, archived)

or 'Dr' Gillian McKieth?

( moohalaa, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:55, archived)

but not like Dr Paul McKenna

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:57, archived)

I tried to email her yesterday
One of her goobers emailed me back today, not GMcK herself. I'm disappointed. They did answer my question though.
( Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:59, archived)

I'm an accent-spastic, ignore this post.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:56, archived)

Yor Dansin with the devil

( WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:57, archived)

According to various spam emails, you can.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:55, archived)

Actually, ya can
But it's a non-academic title (obviously, ya've paid for it), like being a Dr within a Church or some such bollocks.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:55, archived)

I think it's about $500
and you have to write an essay on the subject of your choice. But, yeah.
( Malaka omdz, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:58, archived)

It was free so I'm not arsed
Apparently it's legit & can do that kind of shite if I have a registrar present. I only did a brief check on the legalities though so I may be wrong.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:54, archived)

I think it's the registrar that actually makes the marriage legal.
So what you've got is the right to stand next to someone while they marry some other people.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:55, archived)

You nob.
Pretty much anybody can perform the ceremony if there's a registrar present.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:55, archived)

Yeah, but I get to wear fancy stuff and act important
IT'S THE PRINCIPLE, DAMNIT - THE PRINCIPLE.

:)
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:56, archived)

I bet he can only marry Klingons though
AK! Shrak dok toof HAK!

(I do)
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:54, archived)

I am NOT a merry man,

( WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:54, archived)

That acre of moon land is a total rip-off.
When that first started, you got ten square miles!
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:16, archived)

Yes please
But you need to find me a husband first.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:53, archived)

He's a priest, not Jesus the miracle worker.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:54, archived)

I hate you

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:54, archived)

You hate to love me.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:55, archived)

I'm free this evening.

( WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:54, archived)

To find me a husband?
Or to marry me?
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:55, archived)

He'll only stick about for the wedding night sex then flee forever.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:57, archived)

*steals his money*

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:59, archived)

Steady now.
Nobody is that desperate.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:57, archived)

Just wanted to make sure I knew what I was signing up for

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:01, archived)

no comedy at the george?

( mongychops, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:55, archived)

Its on Thursdays now.

( WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:00, archived)

** Stands to the side, waiting for someone to ask me to be their hubby, making ocasional jokes about how "gay" it is to have a wife **

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:59, archived)

Did you also give some money to a Nigerian to help him remove some poorly-spelled millions from a government account?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:54, archived)

I always give them money.

( WormuIus, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:56, archived)

i'd like to marry my bivvy
is that ok?
( mongychops, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:54, archived)

It's a little strange
But if it makes you happy...
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:55, archived)

bet it works out better than my first time of being married
and the second
( mongychops, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:56, archived)

Caravan awnings and giant pub parasols just aren't the marrying kind.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:58, archived)

too seasonal, if i had only realised they where holiday romances
i'd still have my gazebo
( mongychops, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 21:00, archived)

Ah, the internet circa 1998.

( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:54, archived)

I just realised I can't imagine Ron Perlman in the nude

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:54, archived)

pffft

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:56, archived)

how about
exorcisms?
( robh, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:54, archived)

I'd like to marry someone but I haven't decided who.
If someone suggests a good person to marry then I'm well up for it.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:55, archived)

Yes, well done, we did this 3 years ago. Well, nearly 3.
See?
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:56, archived)

There are some parts of the internet that are still obscure to me
Not many, but they're there.

EDIT: Fuck, yer right. Ah, well - I enjoyed the novelty while it lasted.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 26 Aug 2008, 20:57, archived)